- Director: Michael Benveniste; Howard Ziehm
- Writer: Michael Benveniste
- Producer: Walter R. Cichy; Bill Osco
You just have to love this rubbish...because, rubbish is what it is.
Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-mad fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon. Along with his girlfriend Dale Ardent and Professor Flexi-Jerkoff, they set off towards the source of the Sex Ray, unaware of the perils that face them!