- Director: Joseph Losey
- Writer: Stanley Dubens; Jim Holdaway
- Producer: Michael Birkett; Stanley Dubens
Dreadful theme song...
Faux Scottish accents that will offend every ear on the planet.
Monica Vitti...the epitome of bad casting.
Dirk Bogarde playing a gay villain...what were you thinking?!?
Terence Stamp...a squeaky-voiced cockney...what were you thinking?!?
Losey has made some damn fine films and some abominable tripe - Modesty Blaise is gut-wrenching tripe.