- Director: Fred Zinnemann
- Writer: Sonya Levien; William Ludwig
- Producer: Arthur Hornblow Jr.; Oscar Hammerstein II
Admittedly, there are a few good tunes and it is as camp as spray-painted udders.
But...the choreography is frightening, the story would induce shell-shock ...and, Shirley Jones is a complete, high-maintenance cow.
Oh...and it is 50 minutes too long...that dream sequence, what a horror.
In the Oklahoma territory at the turn of the twentieth century, two young cowboys vie with an evil ranch hand and a traveling peddler for the hearts of the women they love.