- Director: Lenny Bruce; John Magnuson
- Writer: Lenny Bruce; Jeff Hale
- Producer: John Magnuson; Jeff Hale
Perhaps, the undeservedly-much-lauded Lenny Bruce was high-as-a-kite when he wrote this...it is not funny in the slightest.
Tells how the Lone Ranger hooks up with Tonto. With Lenny Bruce doing all the voices, this animation of a Bruce routine begins with local folks upset at the Lone Ranger because he won't stay around to be thanked after a good deed. So, he stays and finds he likes hearing 'Thank you mask man.' When their attention starts to shift elsewhere, he shocks and disgusts the townspeople with a final request.