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Camp Wedding

Country: USA, Language: English, 97 mins

  • Director: Greg Emetaz
  • Writer: Greg Emetaz; Cara Consilvio
  • Producer: Josh Folan; Cara Consilvio

CGiii Comment

Perhaps Greg Emetaz ought to re-think his career...because, this nonsense ain't gonna be doing him any favours in the filmmaking world.

A horror? It's not. A comedy? Nope. Stereotypes galore...and, yes, there's an annoying gay chap.

Let's just leave it at that!


The(ir) Blurb...

Back in the 80s, Camp Pocumtuck was one of the strictest and most-religious summer camps ever known. It was forced to shut its doors when a young girl was struck by lightning. Before that, it was the site of a Native American massacre. And before that, several women were burned at the stake for being witches. Nowadays, Mia’s friends are not too keen on transforming this dilapidated summer camp into the wedding venue of her dreams. Mia’s wound a bit too tight and somewhat of a control freak. Her gay BFF has the hots for all the groomsmen and her maid of honor just wants good cellphone reception. Even worse, she accidentally sent an email invite to her annoying high school friend whom she hasn’t seen in years. But nothing will stop Mia from having a perfect wedding, not even when people begin disappearing in the night, and especially not when a spirit-possessed Teddy Ruxpin starts telling her to hide the bodies.

Cast & Characters

Kelley Gates as Mia;
Sean Hankinson as Gore;
Cadden Jones as Flynn;
Wendy Jung as Eileen;
Jan Kutrzeba as Michael;
Morgan McGuire as Paulette;
Cliff Miller as Jack;
David Pegram as Dalvero;
Melissa Roth as Alexis;
Adam Santos-Coy as Trask;
Holly Chou as Miriam;
Sean Crespo as Damien;
Emily Cannon-Brown as GPS Lady;
Bonnie Cannon-Brown as Annie;
Danielle Beckmann as Queena;
Michael Kingsbaker as Danny;
Dan Sumner as Unknown;
Cara Consilvio as Mia Opera Vocals;
Josh Folan as Todd

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