God Has a Rap Sheet
- Director: Kamal Ahmed
- Writer: Kamal Ahmed
- Producer: Kamal Ahmed
CGiii Comment
No-one seems to have noticed but, this a blatant rip-off...
Watch the 1973's Steambath instead.
With a few modifications and a dire soundtrack - this is a vile travesty.
The acting is atrocious, the writing puerile and, behind it all, lies a putrid agenda which is skill-lessly revealed by inept direction.
This started off in a small diminutive theatre and it should have died in that said theatre - a monster of ineptitude.
Trailer...
God Has A Rap Sheet (2003) - Trailer by FilmGorillas
The(ir) Blurb...
Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.
Cast & Characters
Stu Alson as Guy with date;
Peter Appel as Josh Zmirov;
Sal Argano as Italian toughguy;
Salvatore Argano as Mob boss;
David John Bernardo as Unfunny Bald Guy;
Denny Bess as Cop;
Jimmy Coonan as Irish rouge;
Andre De Leon as Oscar;
Mohamed Djellouli as Mohamed Aziz;
Jim Fletcher as Cop;
Shane Franklin as Ian;
Michael Harkins as Tranny;
Tommy Houlihan as Patrick;
Artie Lange as Fat guy;
Ken Lin as John