eCupid
- Director: J.C. Calciano
- Writer: J.C. Calciano
- Producer: J.C. Calciano; Joe Dain
CGiii Comment
Like wine...filmmakers should improve with age.
Like all cheap wine, time alone cannot change vinegar into nectar...a miracle is needed.
Calciano displayed sweet ineptness with Is It Just Me?...here, he produces inept, vomit-inducing tripe....
More than a miracle is needed to salvage this from a saccharine swamp - a place where it is solidly entrenched.
Innocuous and inert.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Marshall is a cocky young ad man working at a dead-end job for a boss who overlooks his talents. After seven years with his boyfriend, Gabe, Marshall's love life has become too comfortable. On top of that, he's turning 30! He is desperate for a new life. He goes looking for it online, where he comes upon a mysterious app called "eCupid" that guarantees to find true love.
Cast & Characters
Morgan Fairchild as Venus;
John Callahan as Mr. Hutchington;
Mike C. Manning as Myles;
George Gray as TV Announcer;
Houston Rhines as Marshall Thomas;
Joe Komara as Chris 2;
Noah Schuffman as Gabe Horton;
Brad Pennington as Richard;
Andy Anderson as Chris 1;
Chris Rubeiz as Jimmy