Sex, Politics & Cocktails
- Director: Julien Hernandez
- Writer: Julien Hernandez
- Producer: Julien Hernandez
CGiii Comment
And...stars Julien Hernandez.
The direction is beyond awful.
The writing, not too bad...it has its moments.
This may be an autobiographical piece – if it is, then Hernandez needs to get out more – his life is thoroughly uninteresting.
To think that he thinks that this is suitable for public consumption makes McDonalds seem like a Michelin star restaurant.
Another over extended ego at work – however, there is a glimmer of talent hidden away in the background.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Unable to tie the knot with his prozac captivated girlfriend, Cuban Filmmaker Sebastian Cortez, finds himself 30-years old and never in love. On his quest to finding..."The One!", Sebastian turns to friend/tour guide Daria who introduces Sebastian to her sandbox of gay co-horts and the adventure of his life! From penis make overs, unlikely 3-ways to learning how to have the best climax, the unsophisticated but sexy Sebastian finds himself navigating through the uncharted waters of Hollywood, sexual politics and getting trapped between Mr. Big Time and...Toilet Man? Is this QUEER EYE FOR THE BI-GUY? Can a girl turn a straight man queer? Or is it just the endless margaritas talking? All these questions answered in this sardonic, hilarious and universal film about the pursuit of finding someone to permanently spoon with. A comedy for audiences of all persuasions regardless who is giving you that orgasm.
Cast & Characters
Julien Hernandez as Sebastien Cortex;
Marisa Petroro as Daria;
Seth Macari as Michael;
Alex Douglas as Paulie;
Don Max as Dante;
Dave Emerson as Guy;
Paul Lekakis as Nick, a.k.a. Mr Bang Bang;
Lonnie Simpson as Rex;
Hunter F. Roberts as Jeff;
Gina Vetro as Veronica;
Jonathan Zenz as Pascal;
Devon Michael Jones as Blaire Edgewood;
Lonnie Henderson as Billy;
Ron Doyle as Mr. Miller;
Barry Ashley as Old Sebastien