- Director: Jake Helgren
- Writer: Jake Helgren
- Producer: Jake Helgren; Autumn Federici
Eeew...who was this made for!?!
Hetero-normative homosexuality @ Christmas...it had to happen what with all the "queers" screaming on and on about this and that and that and this...and the plain truth is...the once fabled and fabulous "gay" has been shoved into a darkly lit corner...and the "queers" have taken over...all pretending to be bent non-binary PC heteros!
Alas, this is one of the results that has emerged from their collective snow-flakiness, a sickeningly-saccharine-sweet ode to Yuletide homosexuality. There ain't nothing "queer" about this...it's just goddamn awful.
Andie MacDowell...whatever were you thinking!?! The script is an absolute stinker...it should have compelled you to run to the nearest pantomime casting in next to no time...rather than committing to this.
In 2020, Jake Helgren made 8 films, an obvious advocate for quantity over quality. His output is either cheap horror or nasty ChrimboFlicks. Someone said that this was the Christmas Brokeback...that we've all been waiting for! Really?!? From what planet do you hail?
A significant number of the "queer" media outlets have lavished a [discombobulating] amount of praise onto this hogwash...believe not what you read!
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