John Gielgud wrote a porn film...

...and it's been made!!!

Trouser Bar has been made by David McGillivray (producer of Peter de Rome: Grandfather of Gay Porn)...however, it is unlikely ever to be seen. John Gielgud's estate claim ownership of the copyright...in other words - they want money!!!

Is it a big deal?

No...anyone can write porn...really, they can...even dirty old Knights.

Mr Gielgud was infamously overheard...saying to a stage-hand: I want you to go woosh all over my face!!!

There's a line (and a film) we can do without.