Sour Grapes & Raging Queens...

Oooooh dear...handbags at dawn...there's a poofy showdown a-brewing.

Sam Smith and Dustin Lance Black are rutting over statuettes and the ubiquitous little diver known as Tom Daley.

Sam made a silly faux pas in his Oscar acceptance speech and Dustin went in for the kill...with a tweet that read:

Hey @SamSmithWorld, if you have no idea who I am, it may be time to stop texting my fiancé.

Insecurity issues, Dustin?!? Where has your dignity gone?

BuzzFeed has made a lovely little film...Sam nor Dustin were the first...