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Golden Globes 2019...Nominations & Winners...

Golden Globes Awards LogoWhat a night!!! Britain did - extraordinarily - well! As did the LGBT content...!

All those critics who panned BoRhap must be feeling a little silly. Glenn Close must be surprised [as everyone else was] with her win. Alsonso Cuaron must be patting himself on the back for his beautiful but under-whelming and over-hyped Roma. Spiderman won best animated feature...did the voters not see Isle of Dogs!?! And...Richard Madden has just secured his chances of being the next James Bond!

Here are all the winners:

Best Actor in a TV Musical or Comedy

  • Sacha Baron Cohen, "Who is America?"
  • Jim Carrey, "Kidding"
  • Michael Douglas, "The Kominsky Method" -- WINNER
  • Donald Glover, "Atlanta"
  • Bill Hader, "Barry"

Best Animated Feature Film

  • "Incredibles 2"
  • "Isle of Dogs"
  • "Mirai"
  • "Ralph Breaks the Internet"
  • "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse" -- WINNER

Best Performance by an Actor in a TV Series, Drama

  • Jason Bateman, "Ozark"
  • Stephan James, "Homecoming"
  • Richard Madden, "Bodyguard" - WINNER
  • Billy Porter, "Pose"
  • Matthew Rhys, "The Americans"

Best TV Series, Drama

  • "Bodyguard"
  • "Homecoming"
  • "Killing Eve"
  • "The Americans" - WINNER
  • "Pose"

Best Supporting Actor in a Limited Series

  • Alan Arkin, "The Kominsky Method"
  • Kieran Culkin, "Succession"
  • Edgar Ramirez, "The Assassination of Gianni Versace"
  • Ben Whishaw, "A Very English Scandal" -- WINNER
  • Henry Winkler, "Barry"

Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

  • Amy Adams, "Sharp Objects"
  • Patricia Arquette, "Escape at Dannemora" -- WINNER
  • Connie Britton, "Dirty John"
  • Laura Dern, "The Tale"
  • Regina King, "Seven Seconds"

Best Original Score, Motion Picture

  • "A Quiet Place"
  • "Isle of Dogs"
  • "Black Panther"
  • "First Man" -- WINNER
  • "Mary Poppins Returns"

Best Original Song, Motion Picture

  • "All The Stars"
  • "Girl in the Movies"
  • "Requiem for a Private War"
  • "Revelation"
  • "Shallow" -- WINNER

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role, Motion Picture

  • Amy Adams, "Vice"
  • Claire Foy, "First Man"
  • Regina King, "If Beale Street Could Talk" -- WINNER
  • Emma Stone, "The Favourite"
  • Rachel Weisz, "The Favourite"

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series, Drama

  • Caitriona Balfe, "Outlander"
  • Elisabeth Moss, "The Handmaid's Tale"
  • Sandra Oh, "Killing Eve" -- WINNER
  • Julia Roberts, "Homecoming"
  • Keri Russell, "The Americans"

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

  • Mahershala Ali, "Green Book" -- WINNER
  • Timothee Chalamet, "Beautiful Boy"
  • Adam Driver, "BlacKkKlansman"
  • Richard E. Grant, "Can You Ever Forgive Me?"
  • Sam Rockwell, "Vice"

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture

  • "Roma"
  • "The Favourite"
  • "If Beale Street Could Talk"
  • "Vice"
  • "Green Book" -- WINNER

Best Supporting Actress in a Limited Series

  • Alex Borstein, "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"
  • Patricia Clarkson, "Sharp Objects" -- WINNER
  • Penelope Cruz, "The Assassination of Gianni Versace"
  • Thandie Newton, "Westworld"
  • Yvonne Strahovski, "The Handmaid's Tale"

Best Actor in a Film, Comedy or Musical

  • Christian Bale, "Vice" -- WINNER
  • Lin Manuel Miranda, "Mary Poppins Returns"
  • Viggo Mortensen, "Green Book"
  • Robert Redford, "The Old Man and the Gun"
  • John C Reilly, "Stan & Ollie"

Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language

  • "Capernaum"
  • "Girl"
  • "Never Look Away"
  • "Roma" -- WINNER
  • "Shoplifters"

Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or a Motion Picture Made for TV

  • Antonio Banderas, "Genius: Picasso"
  • Daiel Bruhl, "Alienist"
  • Darren Criss, "The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story" -- WINNER
  • Benedict Cumberbatch, "Patrick Melrose"
  • Hugh Grant, "A Very English Scandal"

Best Director, Motion Picture

  • Bradley Cooper, "A Star Is Born"
  • Alfonso Cuaron, "Roma" -- WINNER
  • Peter Farrelly, "Green Book"
  • Spike Lee, "BlacKkKlansman"
  • Adam McKay, "Vice"

Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy Series

  • Kristen Bell, "The Good Place"
  • Candice Bergen, "Murphy Brown"
  • Alison Brie, "GLOW"
  • Rachel Brosnahan, "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" -- WINNER
  • Debra Messing, "Will & Grace"

Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy

  • "Barry"
  • "Good Place"
  • "Kidding"
  • "The Kominsky Method" -- WINNER
  • "Marvelous Mrs Maisel"

Best Limited Series or TV Movie

  • "The Alienist"
  • "The Assassination of Gianni Versace" -- WINNER
  • "Escape from Dannemora"
  • "Sharp Objects"
  • "A Very English Scandal"

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy

  • Emily Blunt, "Mary Poppins Returns"
  • Olivia Colman, "The Favourite" -- WINNER
  • Charlize Theron, "Tully"
  • Elsie Fisher, "Eighth Grade"
  • Constance Wu, "Crazy Rich Asians"

Best Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical

  • "Crazy Rich Asians"
  • "The Favourite"
  • "Green Book" -- WINNER
  • "Mary Poppins Returns"
  • "Vice"

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama

  • Glenn Close, "The Wife" -- WINNER
  • Lady Gaga, "A Star Is Born"
  • Nicole Kidman, "Destroyer"
  • Melissa McCarthy, "Can You Ever Forgive Me?"
  • Rosamund Pike, "A Private War"

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama

  • Bradley Cooper, "A Star Is Born"
  • Willem Dafoe, "At Eternity's Gate"
  • Lucas Hedges, "Boy Erased"
  • Rami Malek, "Bohemian Rhapsody" -- WINNER
  • John David Washington, "BlacKkKlansman"

Motion Picture, Drama

  • "Black Panther"
  • "BlacKkKlansman"
  • "A Star Is Born"
  • "Bohemian Rhapsody" -- WINNER
  • "If Beale Street Could Talk"

 

Close | Official Trailer...

Trained to protect. Born to Survive. Watch #Close on #Netflix - January 18th, 2019.

To protect an heiress from highly trained kidnappers, a lone security expert (Noomi Rapace) must unravel a sinister plot -- while striving to stay alive in this thrilling, female-driven action drama written & directed by Vicky Jewson.

The Man Who Surprised Everyone - Trailer...

A film by Aleksey Chupov and Natasha Merkulova.

Egor is a fearless state forest guard in the Siberian Taiga. He is a good family man, respected by his fellow villagers. He and his wife Natalia are expecting a second child. But one day Egor finds out that he has cancer and only two months left to live. No traditional medicine or shamanic magic can save him. Finally, left with no other options, he takes a desperate attempt to trick death. Egor chooses to take the identity of a woman as a way of fighting the disease. His family and the local society now have to accept his new self.

Fighting With My Family - Official UK Trailer...

▶ In UK Cinemas on Friday 1st March 2019

▶ Written and Directed by Stephen Merchant

▶ Starring Florence Pugh, Lena Headey, Nick Frost and Jack Lowden with Appearances by Vince Vaughn, Stephen Merchant and Dwayne Johnson

Based on a true story, FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY follows reformed gangster Ricky, wife Julia, daughter Paige and son Zak as they make a living wrestling together in tiny venues. When Paige and Zak get the opportunity to try out for WWE, the family grabs a once-in-a-lifetime chance to turn their wildest dreams into a dazzling future. However, brother and sister quickly discover that to become superstars, both their talent and their relationship will be put to the test.

FIGHTING WITH MY FAMILY is a heartwarming and smart comedy that proves everything is worth fighting for when it comes to family.

GRETA Official Trailer...

A sweet, naïve young woman trying to make it on her own in New York City, Frances (Chloë Grace Moretz) doesn’t think twice about returning the handbag she finds on the subway to its rightful owner. That owner is Greta (Isabelle Huppert), an eccentric French piano teacher with a love for classical music and an aching loneliness. Having recently lost her mother, Frances quickly grows closer to widowed Greta. The two become fast friends — but Greta’s maternal charms begin to dissolve and grow increasingly disturbing as Frances discovers that nothing in Greta’s life is what it seems in this suspense thriller from Academy Award®-winning director Neil Jordan.

In theaters March 1, 2019.

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY Trailer...

In filmmaker Carmel Winters second feature, a young Irish Traveller has to contend with her recently released from prison father in order to pursue her dreams of being a boxer and making her idol Muhammad Ali proud.

Hellboy (2019 Movie) Official Trailer...

Hellboy – In theaters April 12, 2019. Starring David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Daniel Dae Kim, and Sasha Lane.

Based on the graphic novels by Mike Mignola, Hellboy, caught between the worlds of the supernatural and human, battles an ancient sorceress bent on revenge.

MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL - Official Trailer...

The Men in Black have always protected the Earth from the scum of the universe. In this new adventure, they tackle their biggest, most global threat to date: a mole in the Men in Black organization.

Directed by: F. Gary Gray

Cast:
Chris Hemsworth
Tessa Thompson
Kumail Nanjiani
Rebecca Ferguson
Rafe Spall
Laurent Bourgeois
Larry Bourgeois
...with Emma Thompson and Liam Neeson

THE MUSTANG - Official Trailer...

Roman (Matthias Schoenaerts), a convict in a prison in rural Nevada, participates in a rehabilitation program in which he trains wild mustangs. He struggles to connect with the horses and his fellow inmates alike. But in time, working alongside young convict Henry (Jason Mitchell) and an old trainer Myles (Bruce Dern), Roman soothes an especially feisty horse and confronts his own violent past. Official Selection of the Sundance Film Festival.

Avengers: Endgame Trailer #1...

US Release Date: May 3, 2019

Starring: Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson

Directed By: Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

Synopsis: The fourth installment of the 'Avengers' series.

Breakthrough | Official Trailer...

BREAKTHROUGH is based on the inspirational true story of one mother’s unfaltering love in the face of impossible odds. When Joyce Smith’s adopted son John falls through an icy Missouri lake, all hope seems lost. But as John lies lifeless, Joyce refuses to give up. Her steadfast belief inspires those around her to continue to pray for John’s recovery, even in the face of every case history and scientific prediction. From producer DeVon Franklin (Miracles from Heaven) and adapted for the screen by Grant Nieporte (Seven Pounds) from Joyce Smith’s own book, BREAKTHROUGH is an enthralling reminder that faith and love can create a mountain of hope, and sometimes even a miracle.

In Theaters Easter 2019

John Waters' Top 10 Films of 2018...

It's that time of the year when Mr Waters shares his top ten films...not as 'eclectic' as usual...but, there are a couple of absolute howlers!

 

Jeannette

JEANNETTE: THE CHILDHOOD OF JOAN OF ARC

Bruno Dumont

An insanely radical heavy-metal grade-school religious pageant that is sung in French from beginning to end. The actors themselves seem like they might burst out laughing, but this is no joke. It’s the best movie of the year. You’ll hate it.

American Animals

AMERICAN ANIMALS

Bart Layton

A true-crime story with a brilliant ensemble cast and the real-life culprits and victims edited in, commenting throughout on the action. Adolescent group madness is a beautiful thing to watch.

 

Nico 1988

NICO, 1988

Susanna Nicchiarelli

A small, sad, fearless biopic that asks the question: “Is junkie dignity possible?” The answer is no. Trine Dyrholm as our heroin-loving heroine plunges headfirst into the despair of showbiz with fierce determination.

Mom And Dad

MOM AND DAD

Brian Taylor

A surprisingly scary, well-shot, pitch-black comedy about the day all parents in the United States decide to kill their own children. A laff riot!

Blindspotting

BLINDSPOTTING

Carlos López Estrada

You’ll squirm. You’ll identify. You’ll choke on your own gentrified excuses. The smartest and funniest film about race and class in a long, long time.


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THE GREEN FOG

Guy Maddin, Evan Johnson, and Galen Johnson

An avant-garde ode to San Francisco, the most cinematic of cities, told entirely through clips of films shot there but with all the dialogue cut out so the parts of the movies that originally didn’t matter now do. Abstractly clever, strangely compelling, and just about perfect.

Custody

CUSTODY

Xavier Legrand

Divorce, jealousy, misogyny, and physical abuse, topped off with psychological damage to children: This feel-bad movie of the year is so beautifully acted that it made me feel happy, happy, happy!

Sollers Point

SOLLERS POINT

Matthew Porterfield

Can a heterosexual director worship his male lead on film just as much as Paul Morrissey obviously did Joe Dallesandro in Trash? Sure looks that way. McCaul Lombardi is a blazing star in this small-scale but beautiful drama about a young parolee’s struggle to reenter lower-middle-class life in Baltimore.

Let It Fall

LET IT FALL: LOS ANGELES 1982–1992

John Ridley

A superb documentary about the Rodney King riots that first makes you hate cops, then white people, then racist African Americans, then racist Korean people, and then yourself for forgetting all the details of this tragedy. I cried.

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PERMANENT GREEN LIGHT

Dennis Cooper, Zac Farley

A slow, quiet, sexual cinematic poem on mopey teenage beauties who love making bombs and wish they could explode themselves.

 

THE AFTERMATH | Official Trailer...

THE AFTERMATH is set in postwar Germany in 1946. Rachael Morgan (Keira Knightley) arrives in the ruins of Hamburg in the bitter winter, to be reunited with her husband Lewis (Jason Clarke), a British colonel charged with rebuilding the shattered city. But as they set off for their new home, Rachael is stunned to discover that Lewis has made an unexpected decision: They will be sharing the grand house with its previous owners, a German widower (Alexander Skarsgård) and his troubled daughter. In this charged atmosphere, enmity and grief give way to passion and betrayal.

Directed by: James Kent

Cast: Keira Knightley, Alexander Skarsgård and Jason Clarke

The Lion King Official Teaser Trailer...

Disney's The Lion King opens in theatres July 19, 2019.

From Disney Live Action, director Jon Favreau’s all-new “The Lion King” journeys to the African savanna where a future king must overcome betrayal and tragedy to assume his rightful place on Pride Rock.

Everybody Knows (Todos lo saben) - Official Trailer...

In UK cinemas 8th March.

Universal Pictures and Memento Films present Everybody Knows (Todos lo saben) starring Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem. Written by Asghar Farhadi and produced by the team behind the Academy Award®-winning The Salesman and the acclaimed drama The Past, Everybody Knows in an unforgettable portrait of love, loss, and betrayal.

The film follows Laura (Cruz) on her travels from Argentina to her small home town in Spain for her sister’s wedding, bringing her two children along for the occasion. Amid the joyful reunion and festivities, the eldest daughter is abducted. In the tense days that follow, various family and community tensions surface and deeply hidden secrets are revealed.

Elton John & John Lewis...

This year’s story is about the power of a gift. And how that gift inspired, changed and influenced the course of a little boy’s life. That little boy just happens to be Elton John. The film begins in present day and works backwards chronologically through Elton’s life right until the moment on Christmas morning when he received the special gift that changed his life.

POKÉMON Detective Pikachu - Official Trailer...

The first-ever live-action Pokémon movie, “POKÉMON Detective Pikachu” stars Ryan Reynolds as the titular character in the first-ever live-action movie based on the iconic face of the global Pokémon brand—one of the world’s most popular, multi-generation entertainment properties and most successful media franchises of all time.

The story begins when ace private eye Harry Goodman goes mysteriously missing, prompting his 21-year-old son Tim to find out what happened. Aiding in the investigation is Harry’s former Pokémon partner, Detective Pikachu: a hilariously wise-cracking, adorable super-sleuth who is a puzzlement even to himself. Finding that they are uniquely equipped to communicate with one another, Tim and Pikachu join forces on a thrilling adventure to unravel the tangled mystery. Chasing clues together through the neon-lit streets of Ryme City—a sprawling, modern metropolis where humans and Pokémon live side by side in a hyper-realistic live-action world—they encounter a diverse cast of Pokémon characters and uncover a shocking plot that could destroy this peaceful co-existence and threaten the whole Pokémon universe.

Directed by Rob Letterman (“Goosebumps,” “Monsters Vs. Aliens”), the “POKÉMON Detective Pikachu” creative filmmaking team includes two-time Oscar nominated director of photography John Mathieson (“The Phantom of the Opera,” “Gladiator”), production designer Nigel Phelps (“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Lies”) and Oscar-winning editor Mark Sanger (“Gravity”). Visual effects are by Moving Picture Company (“Wonder Woman”) and Framestore (“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2”).

Gloria Bell | Official Trailer...

From Academy Award-winning writer/director Sebastián Lelio and starring Julianne Moore, John Turturro, Michael Cera, Caren Pistorius, Brad Garrett, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Rita Wilson, Sean Astin and Holland Taylor.

Toy Story 4 | Official Teaser Trailer...

Woody has always been confident about his place in the world and that his priority is taking care of his kid, whether that’s Andy or Bonnie. But when Bonnie adds a reluctant new toy called “Forky” to her room, a road trip adventure alongside old and new friends will show Woody how big the world can be for a toy. Directed by Josh Cooley (“Riley’s First Date?”) and produced by Jonas Rivera (“Inside Out,” “Up”) and Mark Nielsen (associate producer “Inside Out”), Disney•Pixar’s “Toy Story 4” ventures to U.S. theaters on June 21, 2019.

Missing Link - Official International Teaser Trailer...

Mr. Link is the altogether lovable and hilarious title character in this globe-trotting comedy-adventure from the award-winning animation studio, Laika.

Hugh Jackman is Sir Lionel frost: a brave and dashing adventurer who considers himself to be the world’s foremost investigator of myths and monsters. The trouble is, no one else seems to agree. He sees a chance to prove himself by traveling to America’s Pacific Northwest to discover the world’s most legendary creature. A living remnant of Man’s primitive ancestry. The Missing Link.

Zach Galifianakis is Mr. Link: the slightly silly, surprisingly smart and soulful beast who Sir Lionel discovers. As species go, he’s as endangered as they get; he’s possibly the last of his kind, he’s lonely, and he believes that Sir Lionel is the one man alive who can help him. Together they set out on a daring quest around the world to seek out Link’s distant relatives in the fabled valley of Shangri-La.

Along with the independent and resourceful Adelina Fortnight (Zoe Saldana), who possesses the only known map to the group’s secret destination, the unlikely trio embarks on a riotous rollercoaster ride of a journey. Along the way, our fearless explorers encounter more than their fair share of peril, stalked at every turn by dastardly villains seeking to thwart their mission. Through it all, Mr. Link’s disarming charm and good-humoured conviction provide the emotional and comedic foundation of this fun-filled family movie.

In Cinemas Easter 2019

A Mother's Instinct - Trailer...

When a woman’s son goes missing and the prime suspect is released due to lack of evidence, she and her teenage daughter decide to play vigilante.

Nora Birch is a probate lawyer and her husband Toby is an accountant. They have two children, Scarlett (17) and Angus (5). The family has just recently moved into an upscale neighbourhood where Scarlett is having trouble making friends at her new school and her relationship with her parents is strained.

Not long after moving in Angus is kidnapped, the family suspects the weird Emo kid ‘Graeme’ who lives next door. He is questioned by the police but there is not enough evidence to hold him. This prompts Nora and Scarlett to take matters into their own hands…

In their effort to get Angus back the family realizes they are being reunited and becoming closer than they have been in years. This is a story about a family who will stop at nothing to recover their loved one when the authorities are unable to do so.

Girls Of The Sun / Les Filles du soleil - Trailer...

Directed by : Eva Husson

Somewhere in Kurdistan, Bahar, commander of the “Girls of the Sun” battalion, is preparing to liberate her hometown from the hands of extremists, hoping to  nd her son who is held hostage. A French journalist, Mathilde, comes to cover the attack and bear witness to the story of these exceptional warriors. Since their lives have been turned upside down, they have all been fighting for the same cause: Women, Life, Liberty.

All Creatures Here Below - Official Trailer...

Directed by Collin Schiffli

Written by David Dastmalchian

Starring: Karen Gillan, Jennifer Morrison, Richard Cabral, David Dastmalchian, David Koechner, John Doe, Victor Raider-Wexler, Jonnie Parnell, Max Curnin, Chad Crenshaw, Vanessa A. Davis, Abel Becerra, Tony Ruiz

A desperate young couple on the run seek refuge in Kansas City.

VOX LUX [Official Trailer]...

Directed by BRADY CORBET

VOX LUX begins in 1999 when teenage sisters Celeste (Raffey Cassidy) and Eleanor (Stacy Martin) survive a seismic, violent tragedy. The sisters compose and perform a song about their experience, making something lovely and cathartic out of catastrophe — while also catapulting Celeste to stardom. By 2017, the now 31-year-old Celeste (Natalie Portman) is mother to a teenage daughter of her own and struggling to navigate a career fraught with scandals when another act of terrifying violence demands her attention.

ESCAPE ROOM - Official Trailer...

Escape Room is a psychological thriller about six strangers who find themselves in circumstances beyond their control and must use their wits to find the clues or die.

DESTROYER | Official Trailer...

Destroyer follows the moral and existential odyssey of LAPD detective Erin Bell who, as a young cop, was placed undercover with a gang in the California desert with tragic results. When the leader of that gang re-emerges many years later, she must work her way back through the remaining members and into her own history with them to finally reckon with the demons that destroyed her past.

Cast: Nicole Kidman, Sebastian Stan, Toby Kebbell, Tatiana Maslany, Bradley Whitford, Jade Pettyjohn, Scoot McNairy

Disney's Aladdin Teaser Trailer...

“Aladdin” is the exciting tale of the charming street rat Aladdin, the courageous and self-determined Princess Jasmine and the Genie who may be the key to their future. Directed by Guy Ritchie, who brings his singular flair for fast-paced, visceral action to the fictitious port city of Agrabah, the film is written by John August and Ritchie based on Disney’s “Aladdin.”

“Aladdin” stars Will Smith as the larger-than-life Genie; Mena Massoud as the charming scoundrel Aladdin; Naomi Scott as Jasmine, the beautiful, self-determined princess; Marwan Kenzari as Jafar, the powerful sorcerer; Navid Negahban as the Sultan concerned with his daughter’s future; Nasim Pedrad as Dalia, Princess Jasmine’s free-spirited best friend and confidante; Billy Magnussen as the handsome and arrogant suitor Prince Anders; and Numan Acar as Hakim, Jafar’s right-hand man and captain of the palace guards. The film is produced by Dan Lin and Jonathan Eirich with Marc Platt and Kevin De La Noy serving as executive producers. Alan Menken provides the score, which includes new recordings of the original songs written by Menken and lyricists Howard Ashman and Tim Rice and two new songs written by Menken and songwriters Benj Pasek and Justin Paul.The film, which was shot on practical stages in London and on location amidst the stunning desert vistas of Jordan, has a talented creative team helping to bring Agrabah to life, including: director of photography Alan Stewart, production designer Gemma Jackson and costume designer Michael Wilkinson.

In Theaters May 24th, 2019

Pet Sematary (2019) Official Trailer...

Sometimes dead is better. Watch the official trailer for #PetSematary, based on Stephen King's terrifying novel. In theatres April 5, 2019.

Based on the seminal horror novel by Stephen King, (#StephenKing) #PetSematary follows Dr. Louis Creed (Jason Clarke), who, after relocating with his wife Rachel (Amy Seimetz) and their two young children from Boston to rural Maine, discovers a mysterious burial ground hidden deep in the woods near the family’s new home. When tragedy strikes, Louis turns to his unusual neighbor, Jud Crandall (#JohnLithgow), setting off a perilous chain reaction that unleashes an unfathomable evil with horrific consequences.

BFI London Film Festival 2018...

BFI London Film Festival 2018 By David Anderson Cutler

Welcome to our coverage of the BFI London Film Festival 2018...over the next 12 days we are going to be run ragged...between screenings, interviews and photocalls.


Wednesday 10 October 2018...

Widows directed by Steve McQueen

Premiere of Widows @ BFI London Film FestivalWidows
Directed by Steve McQueen

From London to Chicago, these Widows have emigrated and been updated. No more a 1980s, UK TV drama series by Lynda La Plante...but, an adapted, big-budget, big-named, potential blockbuster...with the [obvious] potential to become a franchise!

These women all lived in the shadow and pockets of their now-deceased, [seriously] criminal husbands...all they left behind was...debt and grief. Who said crime pays?!? But, debts have to be paid...and, grief has to be dealt with - these women [duly] step up to the plate and knock it out of the park!

The frequent twists and turns will certainly keep the interest going throughout. The violence will make you flinch...as will the racism and sexism. And, it does gallop along at a furious pace...with a few stumbles here and there. There's an emotional, tragic and controversial subplot/backstory that could have been exploited more. But, Mr McQueen does not take his audience for granted nor does he spell everything out. There are gaps, there are loose-ends, there are quite a few unanswered questions. Some may regards these as flaws...or, some may think that Mr McQueen is teasing and tantalising for a prequel and a sequel...why start at the beginning when you can start in the middle?!?

Viola Davis @ LFF2018 premiere of WidowsViola Davis is no shrinking violet, far from it, she carries the weight of the film on her rather impressive frame...with admirable support. Without a shadow of doubt, she could easily carry this story forwards and backwards.

Titillating stuff!!!


Thursday 11 October 2018...

Colette

Premiere of Colette @ BFI London Film FestivalColette
Directed by Wash Westmoreland

Apart from one minor complaint...this a beautifully produced, directed and performed film!

The complaint is...the [obvious] transference [of - especially - pronouns] into today's liberalism [i.e. modernity]...into those long gone [wrought-iron] days...of puritanism...counter-balanced by that famed, golden-age of no-holes-barred hedonism [for those who could afford it]...or, is our complaint a legitimate one? This is an interpretation of those times...pinches of salt are required. And, let's face it, food without salt can be tasteless.

Premiere of Colette @ BFI London Film FestivalColette is tasty! Well-seasoned. And, delicious...

We've all heard of those care-free days when eyebrows were seldom raised at some [very] eyebrow-raising 'situations' - even by today's standards...an on-stage lesbian/trans Cleopatra-infused with dubious production values...may raise eyebrows far and beyond the deepest of widow's peaks! But...Wash Westmoreland has embraced theaticality and thrown it into his film...without reserve. Good decision.

Dominic West plays it large and revels...aided by a script of Wildean wit. It is his film...that is, until Colette finds her feet and voice. Keira Knightley does coy and coquettish...as we all expect...well. But, Keira Knightley is no longer a girl...she is many a man's and many a woman's fantasy...and doesn't just she live up to [and relish in] the part! A seductress with little patience for [sexual] apathy...and, an unquenchable thirst for passion and prose.

Colette's story is intriguing...and, worthy of further exploration...she challenged the patriarchy, she lived openly with a tans*man. She was a woman of our times in those times! Our initial complaint...well...just, dismiss it! Sometimes...transference is just what the doctor ordered!

Without pioneers, humanity would never move forward. Colette was a pioneer. This film does her the justice she deserves.

Thank you Mr Westmoreland. Thank you Mr Glatzer.

Girl

Girl
By Lukas Dhont

Be still my breaking heart...

There has been a recent uproar - by [those] anonymous, gobby, armchair activists [who scream and shout at everything streaming on Netflix] - demanding a boycot of this film. Listen to them not! A trans*character does not need to be played by a trans*actor...the best 'actor' for the job should play the role. And, Lukas Dhont found the perfect actor in Victor Polster to play Lara.

Breathtaking is not a word we use regulary...but, breathtaking is what Victor Polster is! Lara says little throughout the film, she has so much on her young mind...the transition, the secret...and, the ballet. All punishing on the body, the mind and soul Can she keep it all together? Or, will she break? The entire film leads up to that question...the answer is...well, you will have to watch it to find out.

At times, there's a real sense of this being a fly-on-the-wall documentary...Lukas Dhont observes...and, it so immersive that at no time do you disbelieve anything that is shown. Gleaned from his short film, Girl is one mighty fine debut feature. Let us hope he has more [quality] projects up his sleeve!

To be overwhelmed by a film is a remarkable achievement...be overwhelmed!

Border Border / Gräns
Directed by Ali Abbasi

The less you know about this film...the better!

Watch with an open mind...as a tale of incredible cruelty, depravity and love-in-the-unlikeliest-of-places between an unlikely couple uniquely unfolds. They are not what they seem!

Ali Abbasi - basically - draws a very fuzzy line between man and monster. He mulls it over and presents a jaw-dropping treatise on humanity and plays with the whole concept that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and real beauty is within!

This is bold, challenging and daring cinema...in the wrong hands it could have disintegrated right before your very eyes...but, Eva Melander and Eero Milonoff deliver remarkable, grizzly performances.

It does have moments of extreme tenderness...but, on the whole, it's as unpleasant as can be...human depravity is an assault to the senses.

Here's a film that will touch all of your senses and make you think long and hard!

An un-missable achievement!

Happy New Year Colin BursteadBFI London Film FestivalHappy New Year, Colin Burstead
Directed by Ben Wheatley

Every now and then, a director needs to unleash a pet project upon the general public...more often than not, they needn't have bothered. Ben Wheatley's [uncharacteristic] latest falls - jarringly - into that category. Think: Mike Leigh...without Mike Leigh's dexterity!

It's akin to watching a second-rate day-time soap [admittedly with better actors] about a thoroughly unpleasant and constantly bickering family. There is an uncomfortable feeling that floats around..are we [the audience] meant to laugh at this familial dysfunction? Because, none of it is actually funny!

This is a [mostly] improvised, ensemble piece - with all the weaknesses that [improvised] ensemble pieces [usually] have - the more interesting characters get a lost...Charles Dance's Uncle Bertie [every family has one!] and Richard Glover's [fallen from grace] Lord - sadly - fall victim. Doon Mackichan should have been exploited more...she, as the matriarch, is deliciously vile. All the other characters veer towards the incidental and/or are annoying, Asim Chaudhry does exactly the same play-it-for-cheap-laughs act as he did in Eaten by Lions - oops!

Filmed with hand-held cameras...with - quite often - a dizzying effect. It looks cheap...and, since Mr Wheatley has an envious and laudable reputation for producing slickety-slick films...you may feel rather cheated.

Mr Wheatley, glad you got this off your chest...now, stick to what you do best!


Friday 12 October 2018...

Sauvage

Sauvage
Directed by Camille Vidal-Naquet

You were made to be loved...

A staggering way to end a 'relationship' and, beyond measure, a staggeringly stabbing film. Félix Maritaud is - practically - never off-screen and there is a good reason...he is absolutely commanding as this hapless hooker hellbent on finding a love that goes by any name you want to call it.

Vulnerabilities abound around this young man...his tragedy is smeared across his face from the beginning. But...this is not - in the strictest sense of the word - a tragedy...as tragic as it is. There is one scene - in the doctor's surgery - that will simply take your breath away...and the director holds the moment long enough to let the tears flow freely, it's a heartbreak...as this young man's true loneliness and unavoidable immaturity comes to the surface...gasping for air. At 22, he's still a [failed] boy in a [beautiful] man's body...he has no backstory...but, he understands the power of beauty and youth...but, has no idea how to use it to his advantage. He is a statistic...wow...isn't that cold? But...Monsieur Maritaud's warmth will rouse the 'protector' in everyone who happens to encounter him!

Certainly, it's a graphic...it needs to be, to get the point across...and, it gets the point across - intolerably loud &  unpleasantly clear. Man's capacity to degrade and defile another human being is a difficult pill to swallow. However, the bitterest pill of them all is...a man's ability [and capacity] to consent to such degradation. This whole hideous reality is revealed in one of the most eye-watering scenes in cinematic history!

Camille Vidal-Naquet certainly puts across the idea that some [people] are meant to end up the way they end up....simply down to the fact that they wanted to end up that way! Most people think that prostitution is wrought from dire necessity rather than a free choice. Well, this film turns that notion on its head! Yes, prostitution can be a means-to-a-way-out, it can also be a means-of-living-for-the-moment!

Get an old man...he's told. But, being an idealist who neither wants to compromise his idea of love nor settle for a security in exchange for being him...on-call, on a leash. His sense of morality could tarnish the most moral.

Complex issues, a thumping soundtrack...and, with a virtuoso performance...Sauvage is a brutal depiction of an underclass. By no means is this an easy watch...but, it will pull at your heartstrings from every conceivable angle.

An astounding piece of work. Merci Messieurs Vidal-Naquet et Maritaud - a perfect example of a director's actor and an actor's director.

Papi Chulo Film

Papi Chulo @LFF 2018Papi Chulo
Directed by John Butler

Casting is everything...and, John Butler got it spot on with Matt Bomer & Alejandro Patiño...the unlikeliest of [lovable] duos!

Kudos to a writer/director who can lull their audience into a false sense of [comfortable albeit oddball] security...Mr Butler does just that. Messieurs Bomer & Patiño are the quintessential odd couple...the comedy is mostly derived from the reaction to a given line, to a given situation...it is a delicious thing to witness, actors reacting to each other and a director who is able to capture it all. Crowd-pleasing, heart-warming stuff.

And then, just when you least expect it...one short line changes absolutely everything. There's an audible gasp...as the reality sinks in. From where it starts to where it ends up, Papi Chulo is a finely crafted travelogue of the human coping mechanism. It veers [seamlessly] from the downright ridiculous to a heartfelt humanity...again, one line changes the perspective...empathy...and all that that remarkable word encompasses. Another audible gasp!

It really is just a beautiful, enriching and rewarding film...laugh, cry, empathise.

Make Me Up

Make Me Up
Directed by Rachel Maclean

If Margaret Thatcher and Dr Frank'n'Furter had had a baby [oooh me Begonias have all gone limp]...then, this here drag queen...is the embodiment of that all-grown-up gobby bambino! She spouts, screams and screeches...repeat and repeat and repeat! **SPOILER ALERT** All this film amounts to is...killing a drag queen and a lesbian snog!

It's a caca-ophonous [sic], infuriatingly repetitive, definitely deafening diatribe...on feminisim! Rachel McLean is [no spoilers here] a [revolutionary...oooh me Begonias] feminist [one of those man-hating ones, if this is anything to go by]...what she fails to realise is...women are feminism's greatest adversary! And this film ain't gonna be helping the cause! Not because it's not commercial...but, because it is [cue: euphemism] not very good.

Everything in this film is borrowed (that's a [not an other one!] euphemism for stolen)...from Alice-in-Wonderland to The-Spice-Girls via Botticelli and Henry Moore...there are [many] others...too exhaustive to list. Who need originality when pilfering is so much less labour intensive?!?

Good grief...why do 'artists' think they can make a film? Too much public money went into this...the BBC & Creative Scotland should be held more responsible for their irresponsible spending...who in God's name gave this the greenlight and then signed the cheque!?! Sack them immediately!

As for Ms Maclean...do what you do best...ripping off Jules & Pierre! Who next: Gilbert & George?

On a more positive note...the make-up was goooood!

Knife   Heart

Knife+Heart / Un couteau dans le coeur
Directed by Yann Gonzalez

Nothing quite like mixing up the genres to get the critics sizzling and scribbling...

Yann Gonzalez has thrown just about everything at the screen...and, depending on your taste and/or sense-of-humour...and, with a very large pinch of salt...most of it sticks! You are either going to love or loathe this film. We loved it!

If ever Hammer House of Horror, the House of Giallo and the Carry On team teamed up...then, Knife+Heart is what could have been produced. Well, Mr Gonzalez has done the improbable. With a(n) unique vision and the frequent nods to many a fine flick...this is a camp and twisted, dark and chaotic, [soft-ish] porn-infused melange of style and substance.

Vanessa Paradis holds it all together with her portayal of an alcoholic, recently dumped, broken-hearted, lesbian-gay-porn-director...fighting, tooth-and-nail, many a battle...against the bottle, for her lost love, her dissolving business...and, against the madly bewigged, masked murderer who is murdering all of her cast!

At no point can any of this be taken seriously...though, thankfully, nothing is played for a cheap laugh...and that's what makes it screamingly funny. With a fluffer known as the Mouth [of Gold]...who could take this seriously!?! What a job!!!

The story does go off-the-rails in places - but, finds its way back...and - dare we say it - it could have been a little more explicit, all the porn scenes were very vanilla - perhaps, Mr Gonzalez is holding out for the Director's Cut!

For horror aficionados, it has all the required ingredients. There's blood [lots of it], gay sex [lots of it], alcohol [lots of it], murders galore...and, a deadly dildo! What's not to like?!?

Total escapism...bizarre and borderline brilliant - depending on your taste and/or sense-of-humour!

Jinn

Jinn
Directed by Nijla Mumin

A perfectly good idea...unfortunately, that [good] idea wasn't thoroughly fleshed out before the cameras started to roll.

The lesbian interest lasts for the blink of an eye and is at the very beginning, a little same-sex flirting and that is [disappointingly] it...the rest is an unstable [and idealistic] look at a mother's religious conversion...into the world of Islam.

A hefty subject indeed. Not a hefty film! The mother flounces into Islam and her skimpily-clad, alcohol-drinking daughter [eventually] follows [temporarily]...why? Well, that's a question that never really gets answered...she [the daughter] is totally unsuited to this 'demure' lifestyle and once she sets her eyes on the booze and a buff young man...all her new found religious principles go flying out of the nearest window! The booze is downed and the boy is bedded!

This is hijab politics without any politics...unless posting a picture of yourself on Instagram wearing a hijab [and very little else] can be viewed as a political act...or, is it just downright stupidity? Obviously, it's a stupid thing to do and the subesquent scandal comes as no surprise...and that is the main problem with the film...there are no surprises!


Saturday 13 October 2018...

Beautiful Boy

Premiere of Beautiful Boy @ BFI London Film Festival 2018Beautiful Boy
Directed by Felix Van Groeningen

A father and son...not one of the easiest relationships, high expectations and footstep-following usually cause deep fractures. But, when a father's love for his son is intense and pure, the only way to save the relationship is to deliberately cause a deep fracture. Sharp intake of breath...fight back those tears!

Beautiful Boy is a beautiful film. No, it's not this generation's anti-drug film...it's not what the likes of Christiane F was...grubby, insanitary, insane, degrading...and, tragic. Here, a middle-class boy has a disease, it's called: Addiction. This is a message that the writers make lound & clear...addiction is a disease. Not some kind of hedonistic irresponsibility! If people only did what what David Sheff did, many more [young] lives would have been saved...and, still, could be saved.

Premiere of Beautiful Boy @ BFI London Film Festival 2018Premiere of Beautiful Boy @ BFI London Film FestivalBeautiful Boy is an emotional rollecoaster...the on-screen relationship between Steve Carell & Timothée Chalamet has 'everything' that makes the award-givers sit up and take notice. This could have easily been a straightforward riches-to-rags story...but, the timeline has been mixed around with an astounding effect. Young Nic, carefree Nic, tormented Nic, addicted Nic are all juxtapositioned to maximise the gruelling toll that addiction demands..from both the addict and their family. Felix Van Groeningen may have more than a shoe-in for Mr Oscar!

Prepare yourself...Beautiful Boy will break and warm your heart at the same time. The sheer poignancy of the resonated as the real Father and son stepped onto the red carpet...

Respect, admiration and gratitude...to David and Nic Sheff for sharing their story.

Rafiki

Rafiki
Directed by Wanuri Kahiu

Hasn't this little film caused quite a stir...in Kenya. Banned, ban temporarily lifted...so that it could qualify for Mr Oscar [it needed a theatrical release]...and then, presumably, banned again! At the time of writing, Rafiki is Kenya's second most successful film. Any guesses as to what is the most successful?!?

A mighty congratulations must go to Wanuri Kahiu [& team]...for getting this made [in Kenya] in the first place. And, a thank you...it is an absolute delight of a film...with some particularly unpleasant moments. Rafiki is a plain-and-simple, run-of-the-mill love-story...between two young women in a religiously-littered, narrow-minded Kenya. So, the plain-and-simple ain't too plain and it - most definitely - ain't so simple.

Samantha Mugatsia & Sheila Munyiva are adorable as the young-in-love couple, their acting is both free and natural...oooh, you just want everything to work out for them. Wanuri Kahiu amplifies the depth of their feelings with very tight framing, the [many] close-ups really do invite you into their affection. So, when a film as affectionate as this is ruffles the feathers of the Kenyan Government...surely, the Kenyan Government should look inwards and ask itself some very serious questions!

A small film with a massive impact. Let us hope it gets the Oscar nod it deserves.

Wont You Be My Neighbor

Won't You Be My Neighbor
Directed by Morgan Neville

Knowing absolutely nothing about Fred Rogers [that is, practically everyone outside of the USA], spending 2 hours in his company may seem like a hard ask...don't let it be.

What a surprise...Fred Rogers has a story to tell and this films tells it well...with all the highs and all the lows, the successes and the failures. So, sit back, relax...and, enjoy [to a point] and recoil at the insinuations...by the overly 'righteous' - about a genuinely decent and caring man.

He was a religious man. He did not discriminate...on any platform. He adored children. He seemed to understand children like no other [patronising] children's presenter then, now...or, whenever! And, he delighted and enlightened many a young life...

Won't You Be My Neighbor? is - and, shouldn't be - a sad film. A man's life's work has been, by some - for want of a better word - mutilated...by mere unfounded, ungrounded accusation. Morgan Neville has rectified the situation...

This is a fitting tribute to the man who, not only entertained...but, educated millions of children...most welcome...but, long overdue.

LizzieLizzie
Directed by Craig William Macneill

The enduring tale of Lizzie Borden...gets overhauled, yet again! How many times can this tale be told? Countless, it would seem.

For those unacquainted with Lizzie...well, over a hundred years ago, Lizzie was put on trial for the murders of her [rather wealthy] father and step-mother. She was acquitted!

This Lizzie is a total and mindless fabrication of the facts...making out that Lizzie - unequivocally - did do the murders due to being 'discovered' - en flagrante - in a lesbian tryst with her maid...who was her incompetent accomplice in the crime...but, a competent witness in aiding and abetting her actual acquittal.

The question has to be asked: Why is the Lizzie Borden story so enduring? Legally, it highlights the 'irregularities' within the judicial system. It also gives an insight into the inadmissibility of evidence and the competence to testify...as well as highlighting the well-defined route of probate...and, the oldest of legal chestnuts, the jury's [and the public's] ability to subjectively pre-judge. Where's that good old-fashioned objectivity when you [legally] need it!?! Many an accused has been 'saved' due to the lack of it! Legally, it's a fascinating case.

Sadly, this film is not...for it does not concern itself wholly with the trial. Instead, it relies on strings of sapphic invention that get [all] knotted up within an inexplicably muddled time-line. Craig William Macneill's cinematic pace is too slow to start and too quick too finish...and, with a middle that stumbles all over the place.

Now, the whole Lizzie-was-a-lezzie theory is not new...Ed McBain dreamt up this little peach way back in 1984...so, Bryce Kass' screenplay is a shining example of brazen plagiarism. Or, to be politely euphemistic, he borrowed the idea...but, failed to make his script as brazen as it had the potential to be...even with those [eccentric] lines infused with some neo-feminist chic!

Chloe Sevigny, Kristen Stewart and Fiona Shaw all convince. Even the cinematographer convinces. Such a shame that neither director nor writer could do a similar [good] job.


Sunday 14 October 2018...

Two Plains & A FancyTwo Plains and a Fancy
Directed by Whitney Horn & Lev Kalman

Two Plains & a Fancy @ London Film Festival 2018

What a motley crew: A witless dandy, a gibbering Geologist...and, a mendacious mystic!

Two Plains and a Fancy requires a certain sense-of-humour...and, an appreciation for seriously independent, seriously small budgeted cinema. If you have the sense-of-humour and the appreciation...then, this here film - as bizarre as it is...is the film for you.

Admirably, filmed on film...the directors rehearsed [and rehearsed] their actors so they could keep re-takes to a minimum. Film ain't [y'know] cheap and this is a cheap film! Not everyone will get it, those who do...well done. Those who don't...well, give credit where credit is due...to the sheer tenacity and dedication of independent filmmakers! For this is a shining example!

Dogman

Dogman
Directed by Matteo Garrone

Some will argue...there's no such a thing as a dangerous dog, only dangerous owners!

Simone is a Pit-Bull of a man, everyone - in this depressed, dilapidated Italian coastal town - fear and avoid him. Except for one...the Dogman himself: Marcello, an animal lover, a small-time Cocaine dealer, a get-away driver...and, a doting father. He is a gentle soul.

For Marcello, there's no such a thing as a dangerous dog nor are there dangerous men. You've just got to know how to talk to them and how to treat them... you just gotta find their sweet-spot.

Apart from one off-screen act of animal cruelty, there is none to speak of, quite the opposite in fact...but, the amount of human cruelty is relentless. A genial soul is left in tatters...a monster-of-a-man maketh a monster-of-a-man!

Matteo Garrone manages to inject [visual] humour in the darkest of places...a corpse being bundled into the back of a van, only the handbrake is not on...opps. It's a visual gag - one of many - and they work a treat...as do the long pensive shots of a ruined man.

This is a complex film with a standout performance by Marcello Fonte, he will make you laugh, cry...but, above all, you will genuinely like him. It's a remarkable character arc...from the harmless, to the harmed, to the harmer - what a journey it is.

What a film...as unpleasant as it it...it is an absolute marvel!

Bad Reputation

Bad Reputation
Directed by Kevin Kerslake

What an odd career Ms. Jett has had...from punkette, to pomp rocker [I Love Rock'n'Roll] back to punky rocker!

Never one to spill the beans regarding her sexuality [who really cares!?!]...she has kept those 'beans' tightly encased in a tin...and, the tin opener is nowhere handy...definitely, out-of-reach for the filmmaker. In other words, there ain't no surprises in this here film.

Being non-revelatory, no tough questions were asked...it's a simple, no frills, chronological, tour-de-force of Madame Jett's peaks-and-troughs, madly interesting, career. But...alas, we don't hear enough from Joan...Kevin Kerslake chose - unwisely - to include [too] many [glowing] testimonials from [known] names...bleating on about how much they love/loved Joan...it screams [albeit premature] obituary!!!

For God's sake...she's alive and kicking...let the woman scream from the rafters...she has [much] more to say than this documentary allowed...good grief, talk about a wasted opportunity!

Obviously, a star for Joan...as for Mr Kerslake, you let it all slip through your fingers! And...what's with the 'writing' credit?!?


Monday 15 October 2018...

Life Itself 2018

Premiere of Life Itself @ BFI London Film FestivalLife Itself
Directed by Dan Fogelman

From the creator of the exceptional This is Us, Dan Fogelman generously serves a great big dollop of his sharp-in-take-of-breath style of writing. He is a master of his craft...time and timelines are thrown to the wind, the effect is consecutive sharp-in-takes-of-breaths. For Life Itself have a box of hankies at hand...you'll need them, time and time again!

The film is about love...in all its beguiling shapes and forms and sizes. Two continents, two familes...too many tragedies. Oscar Isaac throws in a performance that could - quite easily - change the trajectory of his career...towards meatier roles and that - much-desired - Oscar nod! And, Laia Costa delivers a monolgue that will drain the very last tear out of your already tear-stained eyes!

But...the star of this show is Dan Fogelman - as distinctive and distinguished a writer as he is, he certainly knows how to weave a story from so many threads without leaving anything dangling. Strangely, this is only Mr Fogelman's second feature...everyone knows he can write a great story, with Life Itself he shows how well he can tell those stories.

Sharp intakes of breath, massive out-pouring of tears.

The Green FogThe Green Fog
Directed by Guy Maddin

Are you asleep?

Just when you thought you had seen the worst of the worst...the worst film comes along.

Guy Maddin's films are either hit or miss. This, wow, is so bizarre...in that...what a total waste of time and money. Reinterpreting Alfred Hitchock's Vertigo [why?]...through clips of American TV shows and films [all set in San Francisco]. What a pointless Herculean task!

Are you asleep?

Although tried...but, impossible due to the manic, ear-splitting soundtrack. But, all is not a complete waste of time...there is a quick little scene with Michael Douglas telling himself he ought to consider a career in showbusiness, it got a few laughs!

The experimentalists will love it. Editors will marvel at the amount of work that went into it...the hoi polloi will just be bamboozled.


Tuesday 16 October 2018...

Suspiria

Premiere of Suspiria @ BFI London Film FestivalSuspiria
Directed by Luca Guadagnino

Take a trashy Giallo film from 1977, throw everything at it, including the kitchen sink...and, some big names...what do you get? The same trashy film with higher production values! Many re-makes are unnecessary...this is a shining example!

The [main] problem with Suspiria is monotony, the Tilda-does-Gramps storyline just slows everything down. The sporadic 'horror' is not that horrific. And, the music...what was Thom Yorke on when he 'composed' this? If his remit was dull-and-depressing and torturous-to-the-ear, he did a damn good job.

Now, as some may know, we here @CGiii.com love contemporary dance...and, Suspiria has a generous helping. The choreography is impressive...then there are the costumes, [laughably] marred by the [unnecessary] addition of big M&S underpants. Yes, the actors probably wanted to preserve their modesty...but, c'mon, there must be better ways to cover their bits than by great big M&S knickers!

Luca Guadagnino received the Oscar nod with his last film - Call Me by Your Name - he'll be getting no nods for this good-looking disaster.

Touch Me Not

Touch Me Not
Directed by Adina Pintilie

Only half a review…because, the exploitation and pseudo-intellectual guff [not to mention the mind-numbing monotony] was/were – simply - too much to bear…for a further 65 minutes. Yes, we actually sat through the first 60 minutes trying not to scream at the screen! Exhausting…and, to think, this won the Golden Bear and the Best First Feature Award @ Berlinale!

Call it what you will: An experimental, cathartic, arthouse, some kind of docu-drama hybrid…it is – in fact – a very effective, quick-working, brain-killing barbiturate…battling sleep was the only thing that kept 'us' awake throughout the first hour!

Laura Benson states that she is 90% terrified of…and, 10% ‘kind-of-comfortable’ with…filming. Only sado-masochists would be ‘comfortable’ to watch this ‘character’ indulge in her quest – usually via sex workers – to break down the [mighty] barriers of her intimacy problems! Sweetness, there are therapists that can do a [much] better job than this cathartic indulgence!

If the ‘director’ had not been so self-absorbed, Touch Me Not could have/should have been an absorbing and touching [pardon the pun] look at intimacy through various percspectives…instead, rather than feeling the 'humanity' that is intimacy, she went for the ‘shock’ effect – wrong direction, resulting in a disaster of a film. Who knows, it may have become a master-work in the second part, hence the awards…but, when you can’t retain an audience, this particular audience member embraced disinterest and walked out...thereby, saving the audience from uninhibited and unbridled snoring!

Carmen & Lola Carmen & Lola @ Londondon Film Festival 2018Carmen & Lola
Directed by Arantxa Echevarria

Here's a first...a lesbian love story set in the gypsy community...with a gypsy cast of non-professional actors!

Due credit must be given to the director - Arantxa Echevarria - for (1) getting this film made in the first place...and, (2) getting such credible performances out of these non-pros! Definitely, an actor's director!

It would be interesting to find out the how the gypsy community reacts to this film...they are a minority who are under-represented in cinema...and, when they are, it's not exactly positive. And, no surprises, Carmen & Lola doesn't exactly paint a brighter picture.

Same-sex love is not what this religion-dominated minority is well-versed in...so, for a film, to address the subject - with actual members of the community - is ground-breaking. You know how it's going to end, the in-grained homophobia is not going to change overnight - indeed, it may never change.

What this film does...is to face the difficult choices that men and women have to be make. Living in denial seems like the 'easier' option. Life in the 'closet' is another. There are also the 'fight-or-flee' options...fighting?!? One against many! Flee..leaving all that you love...behind...to walk into an unfamiliar world, a world that is - quite franky - racist towards the gypsy community!

What will Carmen and Lola do? Watch to find out! You won't be disappointed. This is an important film...it educates and enlightens...for those within and those outside the gypsy community.

Well done!

Happy As Lazzaro

Happy as Lazzaro / Lazzaro Felice
Directed by Alice Rohrwacher

Every now and then a film comes around that will affect you deeply. This is one such film. And, quite possibly, the best film in the festival.

Alice Rohrwacher's scathing parody is a remarkable, deeply moving, cerebral achievement. This is a film of two halves: The ordinary and the extraordinary. The less said about it, the better. Because...in places, it simply takes your breath away as you realise and think...what the Hell is going on? Once you get your head around it all, it all starts to make perfect, brutal sense...in the most gentle way imaginable...so surprising, since this is a tale about greed pitted against innocence, criminal exploitation by mean-spirited manipulation.

Adriano Tardiolo is prefect as Lazzaro, beautiful, innocent and adorable - he carries the film from the humble beginning to the bewildering end. If ever a character could bring out the 'protector' in all who bears witness to this tale...then, Lazzaro is it! You would - without hesitation - take a bullet for this young man.

This is nothing short of a masterwork. Alice Rohrwacher should be extremely proud. Do whatever you can to experience this film...you will not - by no stretch of the imagination although your imagination will be stretched - be disappointed. It really is that good!


Wednesday 17 October 2018...

ConsequencesConsequences / Posledice
Directed by Darko Stante

False accusation and the fallout. Be assured, it's grim...watching a young man dissolve in front of your eyes is...as unpleasant as it gets. But...what a film, an agonising white-knuckle ride into despair. Without a doubt, the best first feature of the year! Kudos to Darko Stante and his cast.

These young, relatively inexperienced actors give their self-identified, alpha-male thugs the conviction they need...you wouldn't want to be meeting any these lads on a dark, lonely street. Timon Sturbej does psychopathic scarily well...with a thread of sensitivity that he switches on and off like a light-switch as he also does with his sexual preferences. He has a diminutive side-kick who is rotten to the core...not exactly the best friends a young man can have. That's exactly what the become...Andrej's 'friend' - he won't be needing any enemies with chums like these!

Andrej is 'comfortable' with his sexuality, it's what got him into trouble in the first place. But...unrequited love for a psychopath is always going to end in tears. Darko Stante stretches his characters to breaking point, they all break...in different ways. Matej Zemljic does a remarkable job in bringing Andrej to life...you really do feel for this kid, all his stupid decisions...knowing, in there somewhere, there's a good kid screaming to get out. He doesn't stand a chance!

Consquences is a tough watch...especially in these super-sensitive days when an accusation becomes an automatic indictment. Innocent until proven guilty is - seemingly - a thing of the past! This film certainly looks at responsibility...with a scathing attack on parental responsibility - when should it end? Sould it ever end?

Slovenia is not known for its cinematic output, this mighty fine debut from Mr Stante has put his country on the cinematic map. It really is a remarkable piece of work.

Outlaw KingChris Pine @LFF2018 premiere of OUtlaw/KingOutlaw/King
Directed by David Mackenzie

To be honest, expectations weren't particularly high for this Netflix production...everyone [Scottish and/or of a certain age] will immediately compare it with Braveheart - Mel made a mountain of money through historical revisionism! The time is ripe to do it all again! The Scottish independants will jump on this...yelping: This is what they did...to us!!! Being Scottish [myself], events that occured hundreds of years ago bear no importance upon the current political [changing] climate...'they' [whoever 'they' are] say we should learn from our history and never repeat those mistakes again...been watching 'The News' recently?!? Let's be honest here...[most] revisionism falls into - what only can be described as...dangerous [political] propaganda...that [usually] serves a self-serving agenda!

Indeed, Outlaw/King does have its fair-share of historical re-writing...but, not as extreme as Braveheart...nor, does it tug at your heartstrings the way Braveheart unashamedly did. This is a ripping yarn of a fractured Scotland [doesn't that sound familiar!?!]...as Robert the Bruce, Chris Pine's charisma manages to [partly] unite the country and through some wily strategies manages to notch up a few victories...all hail the King of Scots! Wouldn't the SNP love to be hailing that!!! Pity they have neither wily strategy nor charisma.

Of Love & Law1

Of Love & Law
Directed by Hikaru Toda

Whoever said there is no such a thing as a good lawyer ought to meet this couple!

Both under-paid, self-employed lawyers...really, for the greater good, this Japanese gay couple open their hearts and minds for all the world to see. They are complete opposites...who are perfectly synched to each - there is a certain tragi-comedic vein to their relationship. In places, it's emotional, it's funny...but, most of all, it's utterly, utterly charming.

If a documentary's raison d'être is to enlighten, educate and entertain...then, Of Love & Law fulfills the criteria admirably. Learn about Japanese culture and ' reading the air' - hear some pretty nifty legal arguments and listen to some truly awful singing!

An affectionate film that will warm the cockles of your heart. Quite, quite lovely.

Makila

Maki'la
Directed by Macherie Ekwa Bahango

The Democratic Republic of Congo is not known for making films...Maki'la deserves to be applauded for being made in what can only be described as a troubled country.

That trouble extends into the film...this a bleak and violent tale of street people...Congo's homeless. Life expectancy isn't too optimistic for these people...Machérie Ekwa Bahango delivers this news, deafeningly loud and violently clear.

Domestic abuse, mental health, drug addiction, alcoholism, prostitution - even witchcraft...affect the lives of all who scrape a living. Needless to say some of the characters are a little unhinged, Mbingazor [husband/boyfriend/would-be-preacher] is an unflinching monster of a man...played to the extreme, i.e. over-acted. There are a few other weak performances...but, Maki'la herself is the shining light in this film. The agony of her existence is as unpleasant and is it palpable.

This is a brave film that suffers from inexperience and lack of money. But, still, talent oozes out - definitely, worth a watch...it is a deeply affecting film.

And, it is a privilege to watch what filmmakers in difficult situations are making. The future looks bright for Congolese filmmaking if this is anything to go by.

The Cannibal Club

The Cannibal Club / O Clube dos Canibais
Directed by Guto Parente

No guesses as to what this is about? Yip, cannibals. Posh ones! Wealthy ones! Influential ones!

It's bloody bloody and fantastically distasteful...with an undercurrent of tongue-in-cheek humour running throughout. It's a case of: Will he, won't he...be eaten!?!

At the heart of this film is...a man so firmly in-the-closet, he will do absolutely anything to anyone who threatens to drag him out of his homo-haven. Cue: a cannibalistic battle of wits. His homosexual denial is a spectacular piece of writing and acting...brimming with chilling confidence, he places absolute terror into anyone who 'knows' his secret. And, someone 'knows' his secret...let the games begin!

With a short runtime of 81 minutes, Guto Parente packs an elephant into a suitcase. If you have the palate for distaste...this is a feast. There's no denying...cannibalism has never been so entertaining...what a strange thing to say about such a strange film! Loved it.


Thursday 18 October 2018...

The FavouriteThe Favourite premiere @ London Film Festival 2018

The Favourite

Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

Oooh you can just sink your teeth into this [right] royal lesbian romp.

The Favourite premiere @ London Film Festival 2018

Olivia Colman is perfect as the slightly goofy, off-the-rails Sapphic Queen...who picks and rejects those who lustily satify her carnal needs. She may even shock a few conservatives with her rather candid demands! She was simply born to play this part. Delicious.

The Favourite premiere @ London Film Festival 2018

Now for the favourite(s): Rachel Weisz and Emma Stone. Both have contrasting character arcs...from the defeated to the victor and vice versa...they are sneaky and snide...and, very, very bitchy. There's also Nicholas Hoult playing - with a sense of relish - the ultimate bewigged, floppy fop.

The Favourite premiere @ London Film Festival 2018The script is inspired madness...with just enough touches of darkness and sadness to offset the absolute lunacy that unfolds. Weird camera angle, weirder lenses [especially fisheye] add to the weirdness. Obviously, Yorgos Lanthimos wanted to make the audience more voyeur than viewer...at times, the intrusion you feel is...[for want of a better word] awkward.

This is this director-of-the-bizarre's most commercial film so far - destined for a multitude of awards [Olivia Coleman may even get an Oscar nod]...but, just when you thought Mr Lanthimos throws an unsettling curve-ball...the ending. Rather dark, totally unfathomable, so unexpected...with, perhaps, a suggestion of a possible sequel...intriguing stuff.

Joyously titillating, gloriously entertaining, royally approved!

The White Crow LFFThe White Crow
Directed by Ralph Fiennes

Talk about being underwhelmed!

Rudolph Nureyev was given 45 minutes - alone - in a room...to contemplate his future - to defect or not to defect. The enormity of that decision is completely lost in this mismanaged film. And, it all boils down to the writing...which is all over the place, with a scrambled timeline that simply confuses...one minute Nureyev has a broken leg in plaster, the next...he's bouncing around like a mad March bunny! Apart from the black & white flashbacks, there is no visible differentiation between the different stages of Nureyev's [earlier] life.

His homosexuality is [increduously] down-played, there's a brief bedroom scene with him in bed with a naked male 'friend' - however, the emphasis seems to be misplaced upon a clandestine relationship he had with his mentor's wife - the dynamics of this relationship are not explored, it was a very complex situation - the couple moved him into their home...alas, Mr Hare's writing only shows the surface of the story without digging deeper...rather than using Julie Kavanagh's biography, perhaps he ought to have spoken to more people [outwith the Ballet] who knew Mr Nureyev personally. A whole different story would emerge.

Way back in the late 80s, Mr Nureyev told me [yes, I'm making this uncharacteristically personal] that his sexuality was a compelling reason [though, not the only one] for his defection.

Ralph Fiennes is glum as Pushkin...perhaps, he realised he had landed himself a dud of a script. What he should have done, he didn't...there's a song: Rip it up and start again - that sums it up perfectly. As for Nureyev himself, Oleg Ivenko is a spectacular looking man, looks the part and plays him [most of the time] as a self-absorbed, pompous a-hole. There's no depth...Nureyev - at this time in his life - was in turmoil. Where was the turmoil?

Rudolph Nureyev was a remarkable talent...his memory deserves a far, far better film than this.

Bisbee 17Bisbee '17
Directed by Robert Greene

The deep, historical divisions that [still] split a community.

This is no ordinary documentary, this is extraordinary. If ever there was a 'go-to' template for documentray making...then, Robert Greene has just ripped it up!

Historical re-enactments - at the best of times - are a rather strange phenomenon...usually, men dressing up in old military uniforms, running around a field with plastic guns, doused in fake blood for a wholly pointless reason. This re-enactment is catharsis.

What happened in Bisbee was nothing less than an extreme crime against humanity...in this day and age, these crimes are still being committed...by those in power, with money to burn...who degrade and destroy lives because of self-interest. It seems that there is no such thing as 'lessons learnt' - but, Bisbee is trying...this film must surely help.

Part documentary, part, drama, part re-enactment...the flow is seamless - held together by a character/resident/ghost who manages and appeases the tension and emotion. It is - quite literally - breath-taking stuff. Especially when the brothers find themselves - divided - on opposite sides of the fence.

Who knows if these divisions will ever heal...they most certainly will not be forgotten. As an experiment, it's fascinating [and mesmerising] to watch the effect it has upon people who see the 'event' from a different perspective.

As a film, Bisbee '17 is an un-missable experience. Powerful, unique and priceless...a stunning tribute to lessons learnt!


Friday 19 October 2018...

Can You Ever Forgive MeCan You Ever Forgive Me? Premiere @ London Film Festival 2018Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Directed by Marielle Heller

A career rejuvenated and a career move that will - undoubtedly - reap massive rewards...and, awards.

Richard E. Grant delivers his best performance since Withnail & I [31 years ago!] - and, it's just possible, he may even receive an Oscar nod for best supporting actor for his past-his-prime, amiable homo-with-a-deceitful-heart. Melissa McCarthy is - quids in - assured of a nomination! Stepping out and away from her usual [tiresome] comedy routine, she embodies the irascible, down-on-her-luck, lonely, unlikeable, cat-loving, gin-quaffing, lesbian author, Lee Israel - a real-life biographer who [infamously] forged hundreds of literary letters...to pay the bills.

Can You Ever Forgive Me? Premiere @ London Film Festival 2018Rather than being an out-and-out 'celebration' of criminality, of which it is somewhat guilty of... At its core, Can You Ever Forgive Me? is a friendship between two disparate and broken people...in the early Winter of their lives. Set in the early 90s, there is the ever-present darkest of clouds - AIDS - hanging over the city and over the characters. Jack Hock's impending tragedy is temporarily reprieved by the solace of Gin and an unlikely friend. On screen, together, Melissa McCarthy and Richard E. Grant are dynamite, bantering and bitching as they go...bringing a [most] welcome levity to the overall brooding atmosphere of these 'worst of times' - grubby times! Personal hygiene takes a backseat with these characters!

Ultimately, it's a sad film that doesn't play upon the heartstrings - perhaps, it should have, making it more commercially viable...but, to see two actors - at different stages of their careers - rise to the challenge of playing difficult, dowdy characters...is a privilege to watch. It is a fine film.

Mr Soul

Mr. Soul!
Directed by Sam Pollard & Melissa Haizlip

Essential viewing...if you are studying American contemporary history, especially Black history. And, an essential tribute - and, overdue obituary - for a man who was a true visionary - a curator of the Arts.

Don't expect a warts-and-all exposé of Mr Haizlip's private life, he was a private gay man and the film respects that...perhaps, a little too much. Because...we really get to know nothing about the man himself. There is more to this man than what is shown: Being black, being gay, rubbing shoulders with nascent icons, living through those tumultuous years of the Vietnam war and the Civil Rights movement, Mr Haizlips's life is rich pickings. But, the filmmakers chose to focus - solely - on his relatively short-lived, massively influential TV programme: Soul!

This is a catalogue of those who appeared and soundbites from those who loved him. He challenged his audience and championed the lesser-appreciated artforms...he really did deserve a film that evoked the same kind of emotion that he managed to create...through careful curation.

Still, as an introduction to... and, a memory of...this multi-faceted man - it does a fine and respectful job.

El Angel

El Angel
Directed by Luis Ortega

How can you like someone so horrible? Well, Lorenzo Ferro pulls it off with a spell-binding performance.

How can someone so beautiful be so bad? Well, Lorenzo Ferro has the face, the charm and the talent...to convince...anything is possible! He adopts a certain laissez-faire approach to murder...so cold-hearted...but, the master-stroke is mixing the callous with the calm. Murder, here, is nothing but pragmatic.

The big question that Luis Ortega asks is: Criminality, nature or nurture? His answer is loud and - unequivocally - clear...and, considering this is based upon actual events, his answer will surprise many. Blaming it on the parents is always the easy option...not here, there are catalysts for this here criminality that will get those latent psychological brain-cells working. Getting in with the wrong crowd is part...but, not the whole parcel. Pin-pointing psychologists will - surely - get themselves into a tizzy with this one...because, whether they like it or not...Carlos is a bad boy, pure and simple.

He's young, he's goodlooking, he's bright, he's sociable...he got-it-all man! Not your typical serial killer...and that's what makes him so alluring!

Beside the murders and robberies...there's a love-story of the unrequited kind...introduce hurt, heartbreak and vulnerability and Carlos becomes a three-dimensional cause for empathy. What?!? Surely not!!! Indeed you do...you care...and that's down to actor and director working in perfect harmony. It's - bizarre as it seems - an absolute joy to watch.

Soundtrack, support and cinematography simply add to the mesmerising effect that Luis Ortega has created.

It's not pleasant, it's definitely uncomfortable...it's intelligent, challenging, thought-provoking filmmaking and it's up there among the best Argentinian films ever made...quite possibly, at the very top!

Benjamin Amstell

Benjamin
Directed by Simon Amstell

Well, well, well...Benjamin turned out to be an unexpected, awkward delight...with some surprisingly scathing swipes at 'creatives' and their [often questionable] 'produce' - performance artists and [read: experimental] filmmakers get it in the neck - all done in the best possible way...with wit.

Add to the mix a [frustrating] love-story: Boy woos boy, boy gets boy, boy dumps boy [TBC]...boy oh boy does this boy need a stiff glass of Red...and - quite possibly - a big juicy steak!

Yes, Benjamin is a duff filmmaker, a tea-totalitarian, an over-thinking meditating vegan. The archetypal fun-guy [ha ha]...yet [amazingly], he meets his 'yang' and he's adorable! Together, they are adorable. Due credit must go to Colin Morgan and Phénix Brossard [and, Mr Amstell's writing] for bringing alive - what would seem - two of the - quite possibly - most boring characters ever to appear on a page! On-screen...oooh you just want to tweak their cheeks...and then - gently, of course - smack them about their other cheeks!

And...the goodness doesn't stop there...there are some seriously immersive, original songs...to boot! The opening 'gag' is - really - rather brilliant. The audience member battling against sleep is - hysterically - familiar. The ending...well, no spoilers here!. But...the film does leave you asking one question...and, perhaps, it's a question that no-one should ask...especially in polite company, to Hell with it, we'll [royally] ask it anyway: Do gay [male, since everyone is-and-are calling themselves 'gay' nowadays] vegans spit or swallow!?! How uncouth! But...glad we got that one off our collective chests!

A damn fine wee film.


Saturday 20 October 2018...

Assassination Nation

Assassination Nation premiere @ London Film Festival 2018Assassination Nation
Directed by Sam Levinson

Well...this is certainly a man/boy-hating extravaganza...written and directed by a man! How peculiar! Nothing quite like jumping on the man-hating bandwagon to further destroy an already tarnished reputation. It's been a thoroughly bad year for men!

There is such a good, plausible and powerful idea behind this film - hacking cell-phones to expose all those X-rated selfies and videos to the general public! Kinks, infidelities and statutory rape are just some of the revelations...your placcid next-door-neighbour may not be as placcid as you have been led to believe!!!This town explodes...in a torrent of venegeful violence.

Unfortunately, the good idea gets lost in the tomfoolery. With a classic three act structure, Assassination Nation goes from the gimmicky, to the acceptable...to the downright ridiculous.

Issues concerning consent and privacy are present but not explored...instead, Sam Levinson takes his film down a less-satisfying route...it becomes more like a teen Charlie's Angels firing never-ending bullets...with - what seems to be - super-human strength.

The trans*character [played by a trans*actor, that should keep those armchair activists happy] has the most powerful scene in the film - woefully under-exploited by the director - a modern-day lynching...the true horror of this scene is lost amid the nonsensical mayhem. What's worse is her dialogue, does anyone actually say L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+? She does and not just once!

Look, this film has an obvious demographic - teen girls - and has been pitched perfectly for them. This is the epitome of Girl Power! Teen boys with a penchant for teen girls - firing guns and beating up boys - in red plastic trench coats will probably get a little sweaty around the collar. So, for that demographic is succeeds...bizarrely, with its [well-deserved] 18 classification, they will not be able to see it...legally! Ooops!

For the rest of us, we will have to wait until someone takes the same idea and does something wholly terrifying with it...all it needs is imagination, foresight and intelligence!

A Private War A Private War
Directed by Matthew Heineman

A difficult film...in that, it's so close to home, too recent...too familiar and so, so tragic.

This is about absolute dedication...to uncover the truth - and, in so doing, it really has to be said - compromising your own safety and that of others! Harsh indeed. But, according to this film, Marie Colvin was a headstrong, uncompromising journalist who fearlessly entered war zones for the sake of a story, regardless of those safeties. The question that has to be asked: Is any job worth your life?

Now, we're not going to address the [problematic] agenda and [obvious] subjectivity of war correspondence in general...because, the film doesn't either.This is a fairly straightforward account of Ms Colvin's life-in-the-job, Rosamund Pike - seriously - lives the part, at no point does the plausibility slip. Our problem with the film...is the distance, in places, it's like watching a film about Marie Colvin made by an independent film unit. There's very little in the way of the personal, what really made her tick...!

Without a doubt, A Private War is quality production...about a mightily impressive and brave journalist. But, we all knew that already...it would have been an honour to get to know this remarkable woman [just] a bit better.

If Beale Street Could Talk

If Beale Street Could Talk
Directed by Barry Jenkins

If Beale Street Could Talk premiere @ London Film Festival 2018No Oscar nominations for 'Best Director' nor 'Best Film' - the 'Academy' is rapidly becoming a joke! Especially when you look at some of the nominated films on the list! Black Panther...seriously...best film!?!

If Beale Street Could Talk...is nothing but artistry on-screen. And, with Nicholas Britell's wondrous score...If Beale Street Could Talk...is music to the ears.

Telling a story about miscarriages of justice can be a gruelling task...Barry Jenkins, with obvious help from Mr Baldwin, approaches the task-at-hand with an enviable aplomb...and, with a dignity that would normally be seen as out-of-place...in such a tale.

Yes, there are moments of fury and frustration [and, they do come in some surprising contexts]...however, these [understandable] high emotions are not the film's raison d'être - no, no, no, no...this film is so much more.

At its core, this is a love-story...that is so immersed in trust, belief and loyalty...the cockles in your heart will be warmed. This couple, these actors, are the epitome of love-in-the-face-of-adversity...their belief becomes the audience's belief, such is the mastery of both performers and director.

When you leave Beale Street...Beale Street resonates...how would you react? Ay, there's the rub...would you go down fighting...or, concede with dignity?

Powerful questions asked graciously by a film that is - quite simply - much more than a mere film. It is a statement!

Thank you Mr Baldwin. Thank you Mr Jenkins.

Diamantino

Diamantino
Directed by Gabriel Abrantes & Daniel Schmidt

Gargantuan fluffy puppies and footballers...not something you see every day!

Tighten your jockstraps...because, Diamantino is one-of-a-kind and one-helluva-ride. And...one great big piss-take on the beautiful game!

John Lennon once said that The Beatles were bigger than Jesus Christ...if he hadn't delivered a rather hasty and emphatic apology..his & Co's careers might have irreversibly slumped. How times have changed!

Football is the new religion [well, to be honest, in modern times...it has always been more popular and evoked more passion than that stuffy old religious guff]. This [usually male] adoration for an over-paid, ball-kicking [male] goon has always been a cause of great amusement and confusion [to gay men]. Straight men lusting over a bunch of men in shorts...if they had the opportunity...how many do you think would allow [and love] being buggered by their ball-kicking idols...it's all so damn gay!

And...so is this film! Well, not entirely...this footballer swings both ways in the 'biblical sense'...because, he's a goddamn virgin! Hysterical.

Carloto Cotta does a ball-kicking-beauty-with-no-brains to a tee...he's a fairy-tale Prince Charming, complete with two evil money-grabbing-cum-laundering sisters. He's trusting and loving and caring and adorably stupid. He makes hearts melt and straight willies stiff!

Gabriel Abrantes & Daniel Schmidt have thrown [absolute] madness at the screen...and, the clever thing is...it's both scalding and scathing...nothing quite like an insult when it's all packaged with glitter and bows.

Yes...it - most definitely - will go over the ball-kicking fans' heads...but, by god, did these filmmakers take aim? They sure did...and shot it straight right into the back of the net!

Brilliant...and, chilling [even with fluffy puppies]!


Sunday 21 October 2018...

Yours In Sisterhood

Yours in Sisterhood
Directed by Irene Lusztig

As they say, never judge a book by its cover!

On paper, this sounds like a folly we all could do without...contemporary responses to 1970s feminism. Yawn! Well, on film...it is an utterly fascinating look at the maturing process. As we grow, our idealism evolves into something a little more realistic...experience is a great leveller of more extreme views. And, then again, experience may not affect that idealism...that's when regret starts to creep in.

This is a - surprisingly - emotional journey for both the participants and audience alike. Those of a certain age will reminisce, nod and be swept up by a wave of nostalgia. The younger generation should be encouraged to look inwards, with this here presented evidence...and, ask the most important question: Why is Feminism so unappealing for the majority of women? Yours in Sisterhood does not answer the question...it does, however, give clues as to why this state-of-affairs exist.

A thoroughly worthwhile and interesting project.

Support The Girls

Support the Girls
Directed by Andrew Bujalski

A day in the life of a Sports Bar (with curves) manager...

This is Regina Hall's film, she breathes life into her character that should have taken Andrew Bujalski breath away. Personable, patient, warm-hearted, kind-hearted and diplomatic...that is...until. She is the epitome of the perfect employee...that is...until!

Expect the usual subjects in a bar of this ilk...but, with one standout, Lea DeLaria as Bobo. She - basically - plays herself, a woman loving lesbian...which she does very well [unsurprisingly]...but, when given such a crisp script, she flies off the screen.

As slight as it may seem, Support the Girls is a richly written story about loyalty and freindship, in and out of the workplace. Possibly, a slow-burning crowd-pleaser...it's a lovely little film that deserves a wider audience.

Stan & Ollie Premiere

Stan & Ollie premiere @ London Film Festival 2018Stan & Ollie
Directed by Jon S. Baird

What is there to be said about the most famous comedy double act in the history of cinema?

Well...Mr Baird's takes us behind the spotlight, after the Golden Years and into a twilight...with two elderly performers treading the boards to threadbare audiences...dreaming of an elusive, future [re-visited] glory.

This is reminiscence. This is nostalgia. This is a love letter between two men, their intimacy goes beyond any eye-brow raising subtext. They loved each other, it's as simple as that...and stated, without fuss, in one of the film's most tender and understated scenes.

Steve Coogan [as Stan] and John C. Reilly [as Ollie] capture their warmth, their bickering, their mutual respect with an alarming authenticity. These two actors worked hard to play these two iconic characters...and, it payed off! Not an expensive film in terms of budget...but, a wealth of talent has brought Stan & Ollie's story to back to life...with charm and sentiment and showcasing a wonderful friendship.

Quite, quite lovely.

And...that's it...40 films...it's a wrap.


A great big THANK YOU to London Film Festival, all the volunteers, DDA PR [especially Jessica] and to Kat [the best film companion ever]...until next year!


 
  

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Directed by : Paolo Sorrentino

Produced by : Pathé Production

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THE MULE - Official Trailer...

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Vietnam 2018, 94'

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