I Want to Get Married
- Director: William Clift
- Writer: William Clift
- Producer: William Clift; John Lore
CGiii Comment
Montgomery is rapidly becoming the kiss of death when it comes to the credibility of a film...here, he actually 'acts' and it is more excruciating to watch than when he doesn't 'act'.
Playing the geek...according to Montgomery, is composed of constant facial tics, perpetual pursing of the lips and a voice that would grate the epidermis off of a Rhino...
Clift, the auteur, demonstrates his acute inability to direct and his flaccid impotency as a writer.
With a running time of nearly 2 hours...this is a masterclass in extreme, twisted torture.
Without a shadow of doubt...one of the worst.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Can Paul get married in just 6 days? Paul Roll is a lovable nerd who's achieved everything he's set his mind to, except...he's never been successful at finding a man. After witnessing the marriage of his best friends--6 days before Election Day 2008--he realizes he desperately wants to get married. Forced by the current economy to take on an ultra-conservative (and anti-gay) conglomerate known as The Family as a new client, Paul must now tangle head-to-head with its Disney-like villain, Miss Deborah Anderson. Through a series of comedic mishaps that include a crusty old lounge singer named Miss Piggy B, Paul finally meets the man of his dreams. But is true love meant to be?
Cast & Characters
Matthew Montgomery as Paul Roll;
Ashleigh Sumner as Rebecca;
Emrhys Cooper as Terry;
Jane Wiedlin as Tess;
Lisa Franks as Tootsie Roll;
Patrick M.J. Finerty as Gregory Roll;
Peter Stickles as Jim;
Jessica Gardner as Susan;
Kristian Steel as Rapheal;
Matthew Martin as Miss Piggy B