Drink Me

A gay vampire on a micro-budget...why bother?

The story is as threadbare as the ludicrous amount of on-screen manscaping...

In the first 20 minutes: a box is found, a job is lost, a dodgy lodger is moved in...amid countless protracted sex scenes and silly camera angles - both of which continue throughout the entire film...as gripping as a slippery pole.

Rest assured: it gets a whole lot worse.

Technically, the sound is all over the place - as is the camera-man, he's either stuck up a wobbly ladder or ramming his lens into the actor's face...suffice to say, enough is enough - it's too easy to rip this apart.

So...what does a £1,000 budget get you when you have no film-making or writing talent whatsoever: a small bottle of Kensington Gore, a cheap plastic heart, some fangs, and two masks: a rabbit (don't even ask) and a skull. Oh and three 'actors' - their only talent being...the ability to disrobe at the drop of a tissue.

74 minutes of incredulous junk.

Trailer...

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