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Preaching to the Perverted

Country: UK, Language: English, 100 mins

  • Director: Stuart Urban
  • Writer: Stuart Urban
  • Producer: Keith Hayley; Daniel Unger

CGiii Comment

Unbelievably awful - some good actors have either been duped or their bank balances are lower than acceptable.

Whatever the case, most of their performances are cringe-worthy and that is totally attributed to the script that Urban has created with virtually no insight and, definitely no inspiration.

It's a little like a Carry On film minus the humour and self-deprecating fun.

Urban has had a patchy career - it's not difficult to see why...if this is anything to go by.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Minister on a moral crusade employs young computer whizzkid Peter to infiltrate the London S&M scene. Peter has to gather evidence of physical "assaults" in order for the Minister to prosecute and shut the scene down. But Peter gets unwittingly drawn into it and falls for the Mistress Tanya Cheex.

Cast & Characters

Guinevere Turner as Tanya Cheex;
Christien Anholt as Peter Emery;
Tom Bell as Henry Harding MP;
Charlotte Weston as Mrs. Maneater;
Julie Graham as Eugenie;
Georgina Hale as Miss Wilderspin;
Julian Wadham as M'Learned Friend;
Ricky Tomlinson as Fibbin' Gibbins;
Roger Lloyd-Pack as Mr. Cutts Watson;
Sue Johnston as Esmeralda;
Don Henderson as Commander Cope;
Imogen Bain as Mrs. Cutts Watson;
Edward Jewesbury as Judge Yell;
Angela Easterling as Dog Owner;
Ian Embleton as Night Porter