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Country: UK, Language: English, 80 mins

  • Director: Darren Flaxstone; Christian Martin
  • Writer: Darren Flaxstone; Christian Martin
  • Producer: Chris Broughton; Bernie Hodges

CGiii Comment

Flaxstone and Martin are sliding down the evolutionary ladder of filmmaking...rapidly.

From the relatively decent Shank (2009) to the ludicrous Release (2010) to this hogwash...of recession-hit poofs doing internet porn to make ends meet.

Billed as a comedy...yet, not one laugh - not even a smile - materialised.

If anything, contempt and anger may erupt...for being conned into watching this inept and insulting drivel...not an iota of effort went into making this...

The gay-themed film industry takes a severe and continual beating due to the amount of shabby products it produces...this ranks with the shabbiest.

In time and, hopefully, not in the too distant future...this brand of filmmaking will become extinct.

Flaxstone & Martin...we eagerly await your retirement from filmmaking.


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The(ir) Blurb...

From the makers of Shank and Release comes this raunchy British comedy about a young couple who decide to broadcast their sex life via webcam to pay the bills.

Cast & Characters

Alex Anthony as Seb;
Conner Mckenzy as Aaron;
Jessica Matthews as Jem;
Oliver Park as Mitch;
Bernie Hodges as The Shop Keeper;
Ryan Spong as Vampire Boy