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Ted

Country: USA, Language: English, 106 mins

  • Director: Seth MacFarlane
  • Writer: Seth MacFarlane
  • Producer: Jason Clark; John Jacobs

CGiii Comment

The premise alone is laughable...

It is vulgar, crude and has a few genuine laugh-out moments. Unfortunately, it also has a couple of scenes that cross the line.

The novelty of the talking teddy does wear thin - remarkably quickly. But, that little fact is not enough to stop the impending sequel.


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The(ir) Blurb...

John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.

Cast & Characters

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett;
Mila Kunis as Lori Collins;
Seth MacFarlane as Ted;
Joel McHale as Rex;
Giovanni Ribisi as Donny;
Patrick Warburton as Guy;
Matt Walsh as Thomas;
Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn;
Aedin Mincks as Robert;
Bill Smitrovich as Frank