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Ghastly Ones (The)

Country: USA, Language: English, 81 mins

  • Director: Andy Milligan
  • Writer: Andy Milligan; Hal Sherwood
  • Producer: Jerome-Fredric

CGiii Comment

Seemingly, this is still banned in the UK - presumably because...it's utter crap.

After a little research for our own behalf...it's not banned - just a ploy to get more publicity.

Co-written, photographed and directed by the talentless Andy Milligan.

Seriously, it's only worth is as a curiosity of trash cinema.

And, it most definitely is trash.


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The(ir) Blurb...

A gruesome tale of revenge and bloodshed, from the Shock King of Staten Island, cult director, Andy Milligan. This super-cheap horror film story is set in an eerie Victorian mansion where a family has gathered for a will-reading. Three couples must spend the night there to inherit a fortune according to the will. Then they start dying one by one, as people are impaled with pitchforks, decapitated, dismembered, and have their throats hacked open with knives. There is a lot of disgusting gore including a scene where a hunchbacked cretin eats live rabbits.

Cast & Characters

Veronica Radburn as Martha;
Maggie Rogers as Hattie;
Hal Borske as Colin Trask;
Anne Linden as Vicky;
Fib LaBlaque as Rich;
Carol Vogel as Liz;
Richard Romanus as Don;
Eileen Hayes as Veronica;
Don Williams as Bill;
Hal Sherwood as Walter;
Neil Flanagan as Lawyer Dobbs;
Ada McAllister as Ada;
Robert Adsit as Robert;
Matt Baylor as Waiter