Brittany Runs a Marathon

The trouble with Brittany is...Brittany herself!

She's crude, crass and curvaceous...and, medically speaking, she's firmly planted on the road to self-destruction. Not exactly the ideal dinner guest, nor flat-mate, nor friend, nor employee.

So, as the title [ridiculously] reveals, Brittany is on-course for a physical epiphany...and, with crossed fingers, she will tackle all of her other issues...there's a mountain of them. But, and she does have a big butt, the film seems to suggest...lose weight, get fit, run...and everything else will slot nicely into place! Well...if that - truly - is the case...every public park [in the world] would be chock-a-block with fat runners! Ooops...we used the 'F' word! Why has the word 'fat' become so toxic? If a doctor says "you are fat" - it's not body-shaming, it's a fact!

There's a fine line between preaching and moralising...as many have said, Brittany is inspiring. Inspirational, my bum! Brittany is a cruel, self-righteous, self-centred, callous cow [just some of her issues]...it's either her way or no way...and, she spits venom at those closest to her.

But, hey...she runs a marathon and everything is tickety-boo, smelling of roses, hunky dory...it's the metaphorical equivalent of this modern day's bizarre phenomena...when a celeb/politician says/tweets/texts something ridiculous/malicious/offensive and [after their publicist goes absolutely ape-sh*t], they rapidly follow it with an [unreserved] apology...uttering "I'm sorry" and all is forgiven! C'mon!

Look...if you don't want to delve into the darker side of obesity, Brittany may entertain, it certainly has with those gullible enough to swallow the faux inspiration. But...let's be loud and clear, the gravity of the world's obesity problem cannot be solved by running alone...as this 'inspirational' [my bum] film suggests.

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