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God Has a Rap Sheet

Country: USA, Language: English, 118 mins

  • Director: Kamal Ahmed
  • Writer: Kamal Ahmed
  • Producer: Kamal Ahmed

CGiii Comment

No-one seems to have noticed but, this a blatant rip-off...

Watch the 1973's Steambath instead.

With a few modifications and a dire soundtrack - this is a vile travesty.

The acting is atrocious, the writing puerile and, behind it all, lies a putrid agenda which is skill-lessly revealed by inept direction.

This started off in a small diminutive theatre and it should have died in that said theatre - a monster of ineptitude.


Trailer...


God Has A Rap Sheet (2003) - Trailer by FilmGorillas

The(ir) Blurb...

Eight men of various backgrounds get arrested for the evening, and share the holding cell with a homeless man who awakens and claims to be God.

Cast & Characters

Stu Alson as Guy with date;
Peter Appel as Josh Zmirov;
Sal Argano as Italian toughguy;
Salvatore Argano as Mob boss;
David John Bernardo as Unfunny Bald Guy;
Denny Bess as Cop;
Jimmy Coonan as Irish rouge;
Andre De Leon as Oscar;
Mohamed Djellouli as Mohamed Aziz;
Jim Fletcher as Cop;
Shane Franklin as Ian;
Michael Harkins as Tranny;
Tommy Houlihan as Patrick;
Artie Lange as Fat guy;
Ken Lin as John