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Longest Yard (The)

Country: USA, Language: English, 113 mins

  • Director: Peter Segal
  • Writer: Albert S. Ruddy; Tracy Keenan Wynn
  • Producer: Barry Bernardi; Allen Covert

CGiii Comment

Crap...with the now usual homophobia-disguised-as-harmless jibes and stereotypes.

It really is getting to be totally unacceptable.

Sandler...you never disappoint...always the same.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Paul "Wrecking" Crewe was a revered football superstar back in his day, but that time has since faded. But when a messy drunk driving incident lands him in jail, Paul finds he was specifically requested by Warden Hazen (James Cromwell), a duplicitous prison official well aware of Paul's athletic skills. Paul has been assigned the task of assembling a team of convicts, to square off in a big football game against the sadistic guards. With the help of fellow convict Caretaker, and an old legend named Nate Scarborough to coach, Crewe is ready for what promises to be a very interesting game. It's only the warden and the guards who have no idea who or what they're up against, with Paul the driving force behind the new team.

Cast & Characters

Adam Sandler as Paul Crewe;
Chris Rock as Caretaker;
Burt Reynolds as Coach Nate Scarborough;
Nelly as Megget;
Michael Irvin as Deacon Moss;
Walter Williamson as Errol Dandridge;
Bill Goldberg as Battle;
Terry Crews as Cheeseburger Eddy;
Bob Sapp as Switowski;
Nicholas Turturro as Brucie;
Dalip Singh as Turley;
Lobo Sebastian as Torres;
Joey Diaz as Big Tony;
Steve Reevis as Baby Face Bob;
David Patrick Kelly as Unger