/Theft (2007).jpg)
Theft
- Director: Paul Bright
- Writer: Paul Bright
- Producer: Paul Bright; Krista Keosheyan
CGiii Comment
If, by gross misfortune, you have witnessed the diabolical Angora Ranch then you are in for no surprises with this ponderous effort.
It's the same old drivel from a dribbling writer/director.
Steer well clear of this train wreck.
No trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
When Guy Simms is yanked out of his mundane routine mopping floors at the gay cabaret and accused of burning down the evangelical church by the town preacher, Guy overcomes his fear of authority to prove his innocence in this sardonic film about Leathermen, the Bible and fighting for freedom.
Cast & Characters
Matthew Burnett as Guy;
Patrick Henderson as Alex;
Cynthia Schiebel as Sister Susannah;
David La Duca as George;
Shad Ramsey as Scotty;
Eric Collins as Brian;
Benjamin Baronet as Bobby;
Sam Jeske as Daddy Jack;
Orion Gallagher as Leatherman Heckler 1;
Jim Knight as Leatherman Heckler 2;
Tim Brough as Leatherman Heckler 3;
Paul Bright as Leatherman Heckler 4;
Julie Smith as Glynis;
Mary Anzalone as Lynette