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Love Actually...Sucks

Country: Hong Kong, Language: Chinese, 83 mins

Original Title

Ai Hen Lan
  • Director: Scud
  • Writer: Scud
  • Producer: Scud

CGiii Comment

The usual 'Scud'...well-filmed junk.

Copious amounts of nudity, showers, graphic sex (kind of) with soft, small willies and out-of-control pubic bushes...and, a story that will have your head spinning with incredulity.

The dialogue is nonsense, the acting is dire...the usual Scud stuff.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Love Actually... Sucks! was inspired by real-life events, and opens with a dramatic wedding feast. It tells a variety of stories about love that has gone wrong: a brother and sister in an illicit relationship, a married painter who falls in love with his young male life model, a dance school teacher who is besotted with his senior student, and a lesbian couple, one of whom has role-play paranoia, and is caught in a complex love triangle. The film celebrates the belief that life is love.

Cast & Characters

Osman Hung as Spider;
Linda So as Moon;
Haze Leung as Policeman;
John Tai as Painter;
Wei Tang as Model;
Calvin Wong as Boy in Sauna;
Owen Lee as Dance Teacher;
Alice Chen as Queen;
Betty Chan as Dance Teacher's Girl;
Christepher Wee as Brother