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Love Patient (The)

Country: USA, Language: English, 95 mins

  • Director: Michael Simon
  • Writer: Michael Simon
  • Producer: Maria Montgomery; Michael Simon

CGiii Comment

Horrifically bad...

A monstrous waste of time.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Paul is a success who has gone stale with his work and his life. He has lost the love of his life but they are still co-workers. So he decides to "get" cancer so he can be popular again with Brad. When the (supposedly fake) test result comes back, he is diagnosed with an actual spot on his lungs which has "metastasized" and he is put to bed rest and on a drug regimen. But is the diagnosis real or faked or an "intervention" by his friends, co-workers and ex-lover... His family and friends do, in fact, assemble around him and hilarity ensues - with some familial bickering.

Cast & Characters

Benjamin Lutz as Paul;
John Werskey as Brad;
Jackson Palmer as Ted;
Madison Gray as Stephanie;
Mike Pfaff as Dr. Burt Halper;
Laura Ulsh as Esther;
John Kilpatrick as Walter;
Oto Brezina as Dante;
Tara Ciabattoni as Account Executive;
Aaron Farkas as Jonathon