- Director: Michael Bay
- Writer: Chris Fedak, Laurits Munch-Petersen, Lars Andreas Pedersen
- Producer: Michael Bay, Ian Bryce, Rene Ezra, Bradley J. Fischer, Laeta Kalogridis, Michael Kase, Mark Moran, Tracey Nyberg, William Sherak, James Vanderbilt
Yes...it really is as bad as they say!
Round about the 60 minute mark...that's when - quite literally - it completely falls apart. There's a great big dog, an incompetent Police captain [who mysteriously disappears], a gay FBI agent [in therapy with his high-maintenance husband...who, thankfully, disappears in the blink of an eye]...and, a story that careers, dovetails and spirals out of all comprehensible control.
What can you say about Michael Bay? His films make money and that's all Hollywood cares about.
"It was supposed to be a simple heist."
Two robbers steal an ambulance after their heist goes awry.