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Buying the Cow

Country: USA, Language: English, 88 mins

  • Director: Walt Becker
  • Writer: Walt Becker; Peter W. Nelson
  • Producer: Brent Baum; Dan Etheridge

CGiii Comment

An atrocious title and ridiculously amateur packaging forced this little film straight to DVD.

It really didn't deserve a theatrical release...but, there are films that are far, far worse than this - that screwed money out of the movie-going public.

The lead is miscast - this is before Ryan Edwards hit the big time (watch the exceptional The Nines) - he possibly would have carried this movie rather than the instantly forgettable O'Connell.

Over-sensitive poofs may be offended - but, there are some funny moments.


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The(ir) Blurb...

David Collins is a commitment-shy Los Angeles yuppie whose girlfriend of many years, advertising executive Sarah, gives him an ultimatum: commit or get out. David has two months to decide if he wants to stay with Sarah as she leaves town for a job in New York. Following the advice from his more outgoing friends, David hits the dating scene as he tries to find his one and only soul mate, a mysterious woman he sees again and again, but always gets away before he can talk to her.

Cast & Characters

Jerry O'Connell as David Collins;
Bridgette Wilson as Sarah;
Ryan Reynolds as Mike Hanson;
Bill Bellamy as Jonesy;
Alyssa Milano as Amy;
Jon Tenney as Andrew Hahn;
Annabeth Gish as Nicole,
Sarah's Friend;
Ron Livingston as Tyler Carter Bellows;
Erinn Bartlett as Julie Madison;
Scarlett Chorvat as Katie Madison;
Jolie Jenkins as Amber;
John O'Hurley as Tim 'Timbo' Chadway;
Alicia Rickter as Laura;
Brian Beacock as Alex;
Heather Morgan as Waitress