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Release

Country: UK, Language: English, 87 mins

  • Director: Darren Flaxstone; Christian Martin
  • Writer: Darren Flaxstone; Christian Martin
  • Producer: Christian Martin

CGiii Comment

There are so many mistakes and implausibilities...it's difficult to know where to start...

For starters...A priest with a tattoo?!? It does get a flippant explanation and it's not good enough.

Two men sleep together in a prison cell for the entire night - one is a guard, the other is a prisoner - one with underwear the other not!?!? We don't think so...

And that's just the first 2 minutes - how much can plausibility be stretched...

The prison itself is a run-down hovel - obviously, the film-makers have never been in a British prison - recently...they really are rather comfortable.

Filmmakers...when in doubt, when the budget demands it...set your film in a fictional land, in a fictional time...keep it fictional especially when monetary and talent are major restraints.

The acting, by all, is akin to porn-star delivery - in their defence, the script is an uninsightful and naive piece of redundancy

Flaxstone and Martin may have struck a tuneful chord with Shank - but this is a driveling cacophony of self-indulgent shite.

Insultingly bad.


Trailer...

The(ir) Blurb...

Father Jack is imprisoned for a crime that he has committed. The inmates suspect him of paedophilia and begin to persuade his teenage cellmate of this. His true crime is confessed to a prison guard with whom Jack has fallen in love.

Cast & Characters

Daniel Brocklebank as Father Gillie;
Wayne Virgo as Rook;
Simon Pearce as Danny;
Bernie Hodges as Max;
Dymphna Skehill as Heather;
Garry Summers as Martin