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Jupiter Ascending

Country: USA, Language: English, 127 mins

  • Director: Andy Wachowski; Lana Wachowski
  • Writer: Andy Wachowski; Lana Wachowski
  • Producer: Bruce Berman; Grant Hill

CGiii Comment

The good news is...it's not as bad as they say...

Saying that - it's a pretty bad result for its staggering budget - $176,000,000 no less!

Very little of that money went into script development...

Earth is a farm - we've never heard that one before!

Redmayne does a camp Voldemort...there are a couple of campy robots, Tatum supports a golden goatee, stuck on with sticky-back plastic - the rest is a series of staggering visuals with dialogue straight out of the doldrums.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Jupiter Jones was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people's houses and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine Wise, a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along - her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.

Cast & Characters

Mila Kunis as Jupiter Jones;
Channing Tatum as Caine;
Sean Bean as Stinger;
Eddie Redmayne;
Douglas Booth as Titus;
Jo Osmond as Droid;
Terry Gilliam;
James D'Arcy;
Doona Bae;
Vanessa Kirby as Katharine Dunlevy