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Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List

Country: USA, Language: English, 89 mins

  • Director: Kristin Hanggi
  • Writer: Amy Andelson
  • Producer: Robert Abramoff; Amy Andelson

CGiii Comment

From the same writers of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist...a decent little rom-com.

Alas, the same cannot be said of this...

Perhaps they should have employed the same scriptwriter...because, the dialogue borders on the incomprehensible.

Naomi is a rather old-looking 18 year old, distinctly high-maintenance, grossly irritating fag-hag (for want of a better term) ...who is secretly pining for her gay best friend...Ely, a ravaged-looking 18 year old who is - thankfully - a little less irritating than that irritating fag hag...

Who was the aimed at???

It's too immature and silly for adults, too frilly for the poofs and too sterile for the incurable romantics.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Naomi and Ely have loved each other their whole lives, even though Ely isn't exactly into girls. The institution of a 'No Kiss List' has prevented the two from rifts in the past, but bonds are tested when they both fall for the same guy.

Cast & Characters

Victoria Justice as Naomi;
Pierson Fode as Ely;
Matthew Daddario as Gabriel;
Ryan Ward as Bruce 2;
Danny Flaherty as Boy-Robin;
Griffin Newman as Bruce 1;
Kevin Abernethy as Club Goer;
Connor Antico as Dude is Boxer;
Ali Skye Bennet as Carrie Wannabe;
Gary Betsworth as Mr. McAllister