Red River

This gets 3 stars for all the wrong reasons - it is a masterclass in unintentional camp.

Knowing what we know now: Clift and Ireland were screwing each other throughout filming - it's easy to read between the lines and, in doing so, this becomes an almost hysterical Western spoof - far superior to any of its modern-day spoofy peers.

The now (in)famous gun comparing scene is a classic example.

It's the perfect punch in Wayne's face - coupled with his dismal acting and vociferous homophobia - Red River makes him into the joke he was...it's as if everyone is laughing at him behind his back...being too dim to catch on.

The dialogue is a perfect contradiction to this all-action, all-American talentless thick twat - is it becoming obvious that we here at CGiii don't like John Wayne big leggy???

The double entendres are so frequent and in-your-face, that only a numbskull wouldn't catch on. Spot the numbskull?!?

The production team must have been clutching their sides in glee whilst playing about with this re-hash of 'Mutiny on the Bounty' - unintentionally sublime.

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