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American Shaolin

Country: USA, Language: English, 106 mins

  • Director: Lucas Lowe
  • Writer: Keith W. Strandberg
  • Producer: Keith W. Strandberg

CGiii Comment

Total tripe.


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The(ir) Blurb...

After being humiliated in the ring by a dirty kickboxer who pulled down his shorts and then hit him, a martial arts master decides to travel to China and enter a monastery where he may learn the Shaolin form of fighting. The film then veers into "Karate Kid" territory where the novice humiliates himself at every turn, is tolerated as a foreigner, and still comes out a champion. The monastery teaches non-violence, but everyone knows that sooner or later the student will catch up with the bad guy.

Cast & Characters

Reese Madigan as Drew Carson;
Trent Bushey as Trevor Gottitall;
Daniel Dae Kim as Gao;
Billy Chang as Li;
Cliff Lenderman as D.S.;
Henry O as San De;
Kim Chan as Master Kwan;
Alice Zhang Hung as Ashena;
Jean Louisa Kelly as Maria;
D.D. Delaney as Bob;
Sifu Jai as Dr. Pfeelgut;
Michael Depasquale Jr. as Announcer;
Toki Hill as Coach #1;
Alan Pottinger as Young Adult;
Andrew Shue as Competitor