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Fort Tilden
- Director: Sarah-Violet Bliss; Charles Rogers
- Writer: Sarah-Violet Bliss
- Producer: Mollye Asher; Ariana Bernstein
CGiii Comment
90 minutes of moaning, whinging, bitching and whining...by two of the most grotesque trust-fund flunkies ever to have disgraced the big screen.
Allie and Harper are two women you wouldn't want to meet...ever. So, why would anyone want to watch them?
On their travels - a few miles - they meet all sorts...gay men, lesbians, everyone...but none can hold a candle to their bile-rising detestability.
Sarah-Violet Bliss has made - what can only be described as - a woman-hating film. She obviously hates her gender...because, with these two as representatives...the world - seriously - is going down the plughole.
More irritating than poison-ivy toilet paper.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Fort Tilden: New York City’s secluded seaside nirvana where, like flies to honey, Brooklyn’s hip millennial set flocks on sweltering weekend afternoons for unbridled summertime indulgence. Amidst the vexing stagnation of quarter-life crises, Allie struggles to prepare for the Peace Corps, while Harper awaits checks from her father to fund her artistic dreams. But the two friends quickly shun responsibilities for the day when a pair of good-looking guys invites them along for a carefree Fort Tilden afternoon. As the two young women board their fixed-gear bicycles and embark on a lengthy journey to the beach, they quickly realize that, akin to their confusing, transitioning lives, they neither know where they’re going nor how they plan to get there.
Cast & Characters
Bridey Elliott as Harper;
Clare McNulty as Allie;
Neil Casey as Ebb;
Alysia Reiner as Cobble Hill Mom;
Reggie Watts as Reggie Watts;
Griffin Newman as Sam;
Jeffrey Scaperrotta as Russ;
Peter Vack as Benji;
Mark Wing-Davey as Harper's Dad;
Will Hines as Abusive Cobble Hill Man