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Lonesome Cowboys

Country: USA, Language: English, 109 mins

  • Director: Andy Warhol; Paul Morrissey
  • Writer: Paul Morrissey
  • Producer: Paul Morrissey

CGiii Comment

It's classed as arthouse - i.e. devoid of talent.

Was there no-one brave enough to announce that Morrissey had no talent whatsoever?

Or, were they all licking Warhol's arse at the time - whilst he was smiling all the way to the bank!

Cowboys is trash without any illumination or virtue.

Thankfully, now, people are de-appreciating Warhol's influence on cinema.

He and Morrissey had none.


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The(ir) Blurb...

In the wild wild west, Ramona Alvarez and her perpetually stoned nurse run into five gay cowboys. The seven members of the party desire a handsome male drifter, except for the transvestite sheriff, who can't be bothered about anything but his outfit. All hot & bothered at this point, the cowboys rape Ramona, who subsequently has sex with the drifter and, in the afterglow of sex, wants to form a suicide pact with him. The drifter rejects her new desire and rides off into the sunset with another man.

Cast & Characters

Julian Burrough as Brother;
Joe Dallesandro as Little Joe;
Eric Emerson as Eric;
Frankie Francine;
Tom Hompertz as Julian;
Taylor Mead as Nurse;
Allen Midgette;
Viva as Ramona D'Alvarez;
Louis Waldon as Mickey