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Meet the Feebles

Country: New Zealand, Language: English, 94 mins

  • Director: Peter Jackson
  • Writer: Peter Jackson; Danny Mulheron
  • Producer: Jim Booth; Peter Jackson

CGiii Comment

Spotty teenagers will indeed hail this as a masterpiece - because they are spotty teenagers who have their hands in their pants 24 hours a day.

If Jackson hadn't gone on to do Lord of the Rings this monstrosity would have been forgotten and tossed into the nearest incinerator.

It does give hope to all the shitty filmmakers out there...you too could go on and make something rather spectacular.

Life is definitely strange.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Heidi, the star of the "Meet The Feebles Variety Hour" discovers her lover Bletch, The Walrus, is cheating on her, and with all the world waiting for the show the assorted co-stars must contend with their own problems. These include drug addiction, extortion, robbery, disease, Drug dealing, and even murder. While this is happening the love between two of the stars is threatened by the devious Trevor the Rat, who wishes to exploit the young starlet for use in his porno movie business.

Cast & Characters

Donna Akersten as Samantha the Cat / The Sheep;
Stuart Devenie as Sebastian / Dr. Quack / Daisy the Cow / Sandy the Chicken;
Mark Hadlow as Heidi / Robert / Barry the Bulldog; Ross Jolly;
Brian Sergent as Wynyard the Frog / Trevor the Rat / The Fly;
Peter Vere-Jones as Bletch / Arfur the Worm;
Mark Wright as Sid the Elephant / The Cockroach / Louie the Fish;
Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo;
Jay Snowfield as Killer man; Doug Wren as Bletch