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Meet the Spartans

Country: USA, Language: English, 86 mins

  • Director: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer
  • Writer: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer
  • Producer: Marc S. Fischer; Jason Friedberg

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Unwatchable.


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The(ir) Blurb...

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.

Cast & Characters

Sean Maguire as Leonidas;
Carmen Electra as Queen Margo;
Ken Davitian as Xerxes;
Kevin Sorbo as Captain;
Diedrich Bader as Traitoro;
Method Man as Persian Emissary;
Jareb Dauplaise as Dilio;
Travis Van Winkle as Sonio;
Phil Morris as Messenger