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Minor Interest

CGiii Rating

Minor Gay Interest | Worst Film Nominee

Public Rating

Vampires Suck

Country: USA, Language: English, 82 mins

Comedy | Minor Interest | 2010
  • Director: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer
  • Writer: Jason Friedberg; Aaron Seltzer
  • Producer: Jason Friedberg; Jerry P. Jacobs

CGiii Comment

This JUNK cost $20,000,000...and made a mountain at the Box Office!!!

Let this be and end to the career of everyone involved...as they chuckled all the way to the bank!

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The(ir) Blurb...

Frank Crane, sheriff of Washington's Spork town, welcomes back his daughter Becca. However obvious the signs, she takes forever to recognize its Halloween-like decoration hardly masks the omnipresence of bizarrely clumsy vampires and werewolves, even in the case of her devoted youth friend Jacob White, whose canine traits extend from a tail to the irresistible urge to chase cats. She falls in love with sickly pale Edward Sullen, member of the depressed, bloodthirsty adopted family of Dr. Carlton.

Cast & Characters

Jenn Proske as Becca Crane;
Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen;
Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane;
Chris Riggi as Jacob White;
Ken Jeong as Daro;
Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer;
David DeLuise as Fisherman Scully;
Kelsey Ford as Iris;
Dave Foley as Principal Smith;
Matthew Warzel as John

IMDb

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666186