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My Penis and I

Country: UK, Language: English, 57 mins

  • Director: Lawrence Barraclough
  • Producer: Isabel Maciver; Celia Taylor

CGiii Comment

Oooh to be reduced to this!

Barraclough introduces the world to his tiny penis - who exactly cares?

Maybe those with a small penis - that's doubtful.

Why? Why?  Why?

Of no merit whatsoever.


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The(ir) Blurb...

27-year-old Lawrence Barraclough has a penis that measures just 3.5 inches when erect. With the average man's erection at least five inches, this has caused him great anxiety and even stopped him having sex for three years. In this documentary, he interviews a wide range of people about penis size and how much it matters, including his current girlfriend, his female friends, other men, porn stars, a consultant urologist and Cynthia Plaster Caster.

Cast & Characters

Lawrence Barraclough as Himself