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Monster in the Closet

Country: USA, Language: English, 90 mins

  • Director: Bob Dahlin
  • Writer: Bob Dahlin
  • Producer: Peter L. Bergquist; Michel Billot

CGiii Comment

The title says it all - yes, the monster is gay. 

The monster is a cheap plastic model that wouldn't scare a paranoid kitten.

It pokes fun at every horror, sci-fi, superhero movie - the unfortunate thing is that it's just not funny.

Dahlin has made little else - so, this is possibly a made-for-personal-laughs project...if so, it works perfectly.

Shame it was released for general consumption.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Monster is a spoof of horror/monster films. After several people and a dog are found dead in their closets a "mild-mannered" reporter, a college professor, her son and a befuddled professor band together to uncover the mystery but not without involving the U.S. Army and mass panic.

Cast & Characters

Donald Grant as Richard Clark;
Denise DuBarry as Professor Diane Bennett;
Claude Akins as Sheriff Sam Ketchem;
Howard Duff as Father Finnegan;
Henry Gibson as Dr. Pennyworth;
Donald Moffat as General Turnbull;
Paul Dooley as Roy;
John Carradine as Old Joe Shempter;
Jesse White as Ben;
Frank Ashmore as Scoop;
Paul Walker as 'Professor' Bennett;
Stella Stevens as Margo;
Kevin Peter Hall as Monster;
Stacy Ferguson as Lucy;
Ritchie Montgomery as Deputy Spire