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3 Steps to Heaven

Country: United Kingdom, Language: English, 105 mins

  • Director: Constantine Giannaris
  • Writer: Constantine Giannaris
  • Producer: Rebecca Dobbs; Ben Gibson

CGiii Comment

As bad as you could not possibly imagine - congratulations to Giannaris for making an intensely annoying film.

The music alone will make you squirm - let us just not talk about the dialogue...

Pitiful.


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The(ir) Blurb...

One morning, three Londoners leave Sean after having painted the town red. When his body is found floating on the Thames, his girlfriend Juliette blows smoke. Determined to avenge Sean, the young woman decides to pay a visit to her lover's three friends before deciding what to do. What she discovers actually is not what she expected but very upsetting details about Sean in particular and more generally speaking, about the underworld of London.

Cast & Characters

Freddie Annobil-Dodoo as Paul;
Frances Barber as Andrea Wallis;
Brammall as Maaake-up Girl;
Siobhan Burke as Dawn;
David Cardy as Hood 1;
Katrin Cartlidge as Suzanne / Candy / Billie;
Ken Davidson as Drunk;
Paul Mark Elliott as John Bowles;
James Fleet as Harry Roberts;
Constantine Giannaris as Troy;
Kevin Graal as Jack's Sidekick;
Elaine Hallam as Maureen;
Mark Hammond as Diabetic in Lift;
Stuart Laing as Sean;
Edmund Lane as Raymond