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Boat Trip

Country: USA, Language: English, 94 mins

  • Director: Mort Nathan
  • Writer: Mort Nathan; William Bigelow
  • Producer: Bill Bigelow; Sabine de Mardt

CGiii Comment

Two straight men, mistakenly, end up on a 'gays only' cruise.

Crude, infantile and objectionable - thank God it bombed.

They may have had a bit of fun making it - sadly, there's not an ounce of fun watching it.

Horatio Sanz is a fat, ugly, unattractive, talentless, sleazeball and the character he plays is not much better.

And, Cuba, you can't do comedy.

Roger Moore - what were you thinking?

Aaah, easy cash - for cheap work.

An abomination.


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The(ir) Blurb...

Jerry and Nick are two best buddies whose love lives have hit rock bottom, Jerry's especially, having just vomited all over his fiancée on a hot air balloon trip prior to proposing to her. To escape their troubles and find women, they book a trip on board a cruise-liner, unaware the travel agent has just played a horrid trick on them in retaliation for Nick offending his secret gay lover. And that's the trick; it's a gay cruise-liner for gay men to meet and mingle. Slowly but surely, the two main characters begin to realize this and in turn get into a lot of humorous predicaments.

Cast & Characters

Cuba Gooding Jr. as Jerry Robinson;
Horatio Sanz as Nick Ragoni;
Roselyn Sanchez as Gabriella;
Vivica A. Fox as Felicia;
Maurice Godin as Hector;
Roger Moore as Lloyd Faversham;
Lin Shaye as Sonya the Coach;
Victoria Silvstedt as Inga;
Ken Hudson Campbell as Tom;
Zen Gesner as Ron;
William Bumiller as Steven;
Noah York as Perry;
Richard Roundtree as Felicia's Dad;
Bob Gunton as Boat Captain;
Jennifer Gareis as Sheri