Fireworks Logo

Trailers...

  • Distant Call (A)
  • Ngwato
  • Saved by the Beauty of the World
  • Neon Reef
  • Children of Silver Street Take a Stand (The)
  • Arctic Link
  • Divine Hammer
  • Woman Who Poked the Leopard (The)
  • Dinner (The)
  • Baracoa
  • Blue Boy Trial
  • Uncle Roy
  • Patty Is Such a Girly Name
  • 3 Atos de Moisés
  • Deadloch
  • Ballroom, danser pour exister
  • Bigfoot Woods
  • Beauty and the Beat
  • Mickey
  • At the Place of Ghosts
  • Divine Tragedy (The)
  • Man Walks Down the Street (A)
  • Stop! That! Train!
  • Rosebush Pruning
  • Summer Lost
  • House Was Not Hungry Then (The)
  • Outcome
  • Island Away From You (An)
  • Customer Journey
  • Thirteen Buttons to Heaven
  • Freddie: I Want it All
  • Hunting Wives (The)
  • I Love LA
  • Long Story Short
  • Consequences of Monsters (The)
  • Open Endings
  • Son of Sara: Volume 1
  • Male Gaze: Wild Youth (The)
  • Testament of Ann Lee (The)
  • Vladimir

Carpet Cleaners

Country: Canada, Language: English, 26 mins

  • Director: Jaimz Asmundson
  • Writer: Jaimz Asmundson; Robin Glenn
  • Producer: Jaimz Asmundson

CGiii Comment

An atrocity...not a whiff of talent.


Watch...

Carpet Cleaners from Jaimz Asmundson on Vimeo.

The(ir) Blurb...

Amerika, Zed and Kyle are good friends until the excitingly undermedicated bitch goddess Trasha enters the frame, cutting Kyle off from his friends and their vacuous and unencumbered world of beer and porn. Amerika and Zed aim to free their friend from the clutches of his nutburger girlfriend by enlisting the aid of the Sappho Carpet Cleaners for some wet work. The plan goes awry when Trasha and her psychosis find themselves a paying gig and tables are turned, trashed and burned.

Cast & Characters

Nikkhi Kast as Amerika;
Jamie Taylor as Trasha;
Jaimz Asmundson as Zed;
Kyle Lemke as Kyle;
Dan Walechuk as Junior;
Carol Barton as Trasha's Mom;
Eddie Lazarenko as Robin;
Shawna Dempsey as Buff The Carpet Cleaner;
Lorri Millan as Bull The Carpet Cleaner