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Carpet Cleaners

Country: Canada, Language: English, 26 mins

  • Director: Jaimz Asmundson
  • Writer: Jaimz Asmundson; Robin Glenn
  • Producer: Jaimz Asmundson

CGiii Comment

An atrocity...not a whiff of talent.


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Carpet Cleaners from Jaimz Asmundson on Vimeo.

The(ir) Blurb...

Amerika, Zed and Kyle are good friends until the excitingly undermedicated bitch goddess Trasha enters the frame, cutting Kyle off from his friends and their vacuous and unencumbered world of beer and porn. Amerika and Zed aim to free their friend from the clutches of his nutburger girlfriend by enlisting the aid of the Sappho Carpet Cleaners for some wet work. The plan goes awry when Trasha and her psychosis find themselves a paying gig and tables are turned, trashed and burned.

Cast & Characters

Nikkhi Kast as Amerika;
Jamie Taylor as Trasha;
Jaimz Asmundson as Zed;
Kyle Lemke as Kyle;
Dan Walechuk as Junior;
Carol Barton as Trasha's Mom;
Eddie Lazarenko as Robin;
Shawna Dempsey as Buff The Carpet Cleaner;
Lorri Millan as Bull The Carpet Cleaner