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Eulogy for a Vampire

Country: USA, Language: English, 107 mins

  • Director: Patrick McGuinn
  • Writer: Andre Salas
  • Producer: Patrick McGuinn; Peter Perrone

CGiii Comment

The director has to be congratulated...to amass a bunch of actors so incompetent - in their chosen profession - is an achievement that should not go unnoticed.

To actually read this script and decide to film it was...a suicidal leap into insanity.

The trailer alone will substantiate this wildly accurate appraisal.


Trailer...

The(ir) Blurb...

A handsome young drifter is found unconscious near a remote monastery, where he joins forces with a vengeful spirit as he seduces and converts each of the monks to join his league of the undead.

Cast & Characters

Ryan G. Metzger as Florian;
Sal Bardo as Young Anthony;
Wilson Hand as Father Anthony;
Darin Guerrasio as Brother Matthew;
Damacio Ruiz as Rafael;
David McWeeney as Father Lars;
Angelo Tursi as Sebastian;
Craig Philip Lumsden as Eric;
Nate Steinwachs as Stefano;
Shawn Hollenbach as Mr. McGee