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Eulogy for a Vampire

Country: USA, Language: English, 107 mins

  • Director: Patrick McGuinn
  • Writer: Andre Salas
  • Producer: Patrick McGuinn; Peter Perrone

CGiii Comment

The director has to be congratulated...to amass a bunch of actors so incompetent - in their chosen profession - is an achievement that should not go unnoticed.

To actually read this script and decide to film it was...a suicidal leap into insanity.

The trailer alone will substantiate this wildly accurate appraisal.


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The(ir) Blurb...

A handsome young drifter is found unconscious near a remote monastery, where he joins forces with a vengeful spirit as he seduces and converts each of the monks to join his league of the undead.

Cast & Characters

Ryan G. Metzger as Florian;
Sal Bardo as Young Anthony;
Wilson Hand as Father Anthony;
Darin Guerrasio as Brother Matthew;
Damacio Ruiz as Rafael;
David McWeeney as Father Lars;
Angelo Tursi as Sebastian;
Craig Philip Lumsden as Eric;
Nate Steinwachs as Stefano;
Shawn Hollenbach as Mr. McGee