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Mediterranean Food

Country: Spain, Language: Spanish, 102 mins

Original Title

Dieta Mediterránea
  • Director: Joaquín Oristrell
  • Writer: Yolanda García Serrano; Joaquín Oristrell
  • Producer: Marta Esteban; Pol Gutiérrez

CGiii Comment

Just plain awful.

There's a bisexual father - blink and you'll miss him.

Then...the crux of the story...a ménage à trois between the daughter (of the bisexual father) and her childhood sweetheart and her boss.

The only problem is...she's a grotesque, volatile nightmare - the idea that two men could adore her so much that they are willing to compromise is...quite frankly, unimaginable.

Directed with no dexterity, written with no panache and riddled with gaping plotholes...it's no surprise that few have ever seen this fiasco.


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The(ir) Blurb...

In a seaside village in Spain, the teenager Sofía is a bad student who helps her father Ramón and her mother Loren in the kitchen of the small family restaurant and dreams on becoming the best chef in the world. Her best childhood friends are the correct Toni and the reckless Frank. When Sofía finds that her father is bisexual, she leaves her fiancé Toni to work with Frank in a five star hotel and has a one night stand with him.

However, she returns to her village when she gets pregnant and marries Toni. Years later, Frank also returns to his village and Sofía loves Toni and Frank and they all live together as a threesome. Sofía cooks with passion and her top-notch culinary skill is recognized by other chefs. However, when Frank decides to get married and have a normal life, the relationship between Sofía and Toni is affected.

Cast & Characters

Olivia Molina as Sofia;
Paco Leon as Toni;
Alfonso Bassave as Frank;
Carmen Balague as Loren;
Roberto Alvarez as Ramon;
Jesus Castejon as Pepe Ripoll;
Jordi Martinez as Padrastro Frank;
Usun Yoon;
Dolo Beltran as Lunes;
Andre Bonnaure as Cocinero