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Unhung Hero

Country: USA, Language: English, 84 mins

  • Director: Brian Spitz
  • Producer: Thomas Brettschneider; In-Ah Lee

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The things people do for their 15 minutes of fame...!

Patrick Moote is a masochistic glutton for punishment - not only was he humiliated by his ex-girlfriend, he continues the humiliation himself by making this (incredibly) dumb and (totally) pointless film...or is it?!?!?!?

This is a quest...the quest by/for a big dick...and, a vehicle to promote his floundering stand-up career...

He even lacks the courage of his conviction - he shows nothing, he does nothing (apart from lifting a (very) small weight with his testicles.

He does talk to a mad array of people...Annie Sprinkle talks gibberish and Dan Savage (I'm a fag [sic]) tells it how it is...unfortunately, he tells 'it' near the end of the film - if he had told 'it' near the beginning then it would have been (hooray) the shortest pseudo-documentary ever made.

And, Moote moans...constantly - throughout this laborious, self-serving publicity stunt. And, his poor mother!!!

The only quest ion that remains unanswered is: was this self-imposed humiliation worth it??!

His epitaph: A silly boy with a small dick.


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The(ir) Blurb...

UnHung Hero charts a humiliated man's fact-finding journey as he consults porn stars, doctors and anthropologists to learn whether the size of one's manhood matters.

Cast & Characters

Patrick Moote as Himself;
Jonah Falcon as Himself;
Dan Savage as Himself;
Brian Spitz as Himself;
Annie Sprinkle as Herself