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Three of Hearts

Country: USA, Language: English, 106 mins

  • Director: Yurek Bogayevicz
  • Writer: Adam Greenman
  • Producer: Hannah Hempstead; Matthew Irmas

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A bandana wearing lezzie gets dumped by an haute couture lezzie - bring in Baldwin, playing a male prostitute - and what do you get: RUBBISH.

Truly, this lesbian movie - without it really being a lesbian movie (i.e. no lesbian scenes) is enough to put you into a coma - after bashing your head against a brick wall for 20 minutes.

Mind-numbingly DULL.

A lesbian rom-com with no comedy.

Excruciating.


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The(ir) Blurb...

After her female lover leaves her, a nurse hires a male escort to seduce the lover and then break her heart so she will return. As the escort begins to win her over, however, he begins to fall in love and questions his task and the direction of his life. Meanwhile, an acquaintance has gotten out of prison and seeks to put a hurt on the escort, blaming him for his prison sentence.

Cast & Characters

William Baldwin as Joe Casella;
Kelly Lynch as Connie Czapski;
Sherilyn Fenn as Ellen Armstrong;
Joe Pantoliano as Mickey;
Gail Strickland as Yvonne;
Cec Verrell as Allison;
Claire Callaway as Isabella;
Marek Johnson as Gail;
Monique Mannen as Daphne;
Timothy Stickney as Ralph;
Frank Ray Perilli as Patient;
Tony Amendola as Harvey;
Keith MacKechnie as Frankie;
Ann Ryerson as Jackie;
Gloria Gifford as Operator