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Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre

Country: France, Language: French, 107 mins

  • Director: Alain Chabat
  • Writer: René Goscinny; Albert Uderzo
  • Producer: Claude Berri; Alain Chabat

CGiii Comment

Supposedly, the most expensive French film ever made...well, they needn't have bothered.

Camp, very colourful, crap.


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The(ir) Blurb...

The Egyptian Queen Cleopatra bets against the Roman Emperor, Julius Caesar, that her people are still great, even if the times of the Pharaohs has long passed. She vows (against all logic) to build a new palace for Caesar within three months. Since all her architects are either busy otherwise or too conservative in style, this ambivalent honor falls to Edifis. He is to build the palace and be covered in gold or, if not, his fate is to be eaten by crocodiles. Edifis calls upon an old friend to help him out: The fabulous Druid Getafix from Gaul, who brews a fantastic potion that gives supernatural strength. In order to help and protect the old Druid, Asterix and Obelix accompany him on his journey to Egypt. When Julius Caesar gets wind of the project succeeding, he has the building site attacked by his troops in order to win the bet and not lose face. But just like the local pirates, he hasn't counted on Asterix and Obelix.

Cast & Characters

Gerard Depardieu as Obelix;
Christian Clavier as Asterix;
Jamel Debbouze as Numerobis / Edifis;
Monica Bellucci as Cleopatre;
Alain Chabat as Jules Cesar;
Claude Rich as Panoramix / Getafix;
Gerard Darmon as Amonbofis;
Edouard Baer as Otis;
Dieudonne as Caius Ceplus;
Mouss Diouf as Baba, la vigie des pirates;
Marina Fois as Sucettalanis;
Bernard Farcy as Barbe-Rouge le pirate;
Jean Benguigui as Malococsis;
Michel Crimadis as Triple Patte;
Jean-Paul Rouve as Caius Antivirus