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You and the Night
Original Title
Les rencontres d'après minuit- Director: Yann Gonzalez
- Writer: Yann Gonzalez
- Producer: Flavien Giorda
CGiii Comment
How this even got made - in the first place - will remain one of life's mysteries.
Yann Gonzalez, you definitely have great big brazen balls. To get this monstrosity of a film funded is an achievement in itself...but, to unleash it upon the general public is...nothing short of criminal.
Conceit on this unimaginable scale is...rarely seen...simply, contemptible.
To see Erica Cantona stand with his massive [prosthetic] willy hanging out is the only 'highlight' and confirms - unequivocally - that footballers are indeed devoid of any intelligence.
Utter garbage...apart from the music.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Around midnight, a young couple and their transvestite maid prepare for an orgy. Their guests will be The Slut, The Star, The Stud and The Teen.
Cast & Characters
Kate Moran as Ali;
Niels Schneider as Matthias;
Nicolas Maury as Udo;
Eric Cantona as L'Etalon;
Fabienne Babe as La Star;
Alain Delon Jr. as L'Adolescent;
Julie Bremond as La Chienne;
Beatrice Dalle as Madame La Commissaire;
Jean-Christophe Bouvet as Brigadier chef;
Pierre-Vincent Chapus as Brigadier adjoint