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ZsaZsa

Country: Philippines, Language: Tagalog, 114 mins

Original Title

ZsaZsa Zaturnnah Ze Moveeh
  • Director: Joel Lamangan
  • Writer: Carlo Vergara; Dinno Erece
  • Producer: Lea A. Calmerin; Lily Y. Monteverde

CGiii Comment

Bizarre - just bizarre and practically unwatchable.


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The(ir) Blurb...

After experiencing heartache, Adrian a.k.a. Ada - a conservative homosexual, leaves the city with his cousin Aruba. Relocating to a quaint province to start a new life and a parlor business, she meets her assistant Didi, her new secret love Dodong and a multitude of wacky characters including Dodong's brother Poldo, the peculiar couple Aling Britney and Mang Justin and her arch-rival when it comes to Dodong's affections Krystal. When a mysterious stone engraved with the words "Zaturnnah" falls from the sky one night, Ada gulps it down and he is magically transformed into Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah, a super heroine with immense strength and extraordinary beauty. In the pursuit of liberty, truth, justice and loads of excellent hair coloring, she fearlessly defends her newfound home from a giant frog, zombies running amok and from the overbearing Amazonistas from Planet X led by man-hater Queen Femina.

Cast & Characters

Zsa Zsa Padilla as ZsaZsa Zaturnnah;
Rustom Padilla as Ada;
Pops Fernandez as Queen Femina;
Chokoleit as Didi;
Alfred Vargas as Dodong;
Pauleen Luna as Aruba;
Alwyn Uytingco as Poldo;
Kitkat as Nora A.;
Say Alonzo as Vilma S.;
Giselle Sanchez as Sharon C.;
Glaiza de Castro as Dina B.;
Joy Viado as Krystal;
Minnie Aguilar as Aling Britney;
Christian Vasquez as Mang Justin;
Jim Pebanco as Fr. Bernie