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Hack!
- Director: Matt Flynn
- Writer: Matt Flynn
- Producer: Stephen Fromkin; Brian Hartman
CGiii Comment
Flynn's first feature - please, please - make it his last.
Flynn - obviously - likes horror movies (aaaw)...unfortunately, he just can't make them nor even spoof them.
This seems to be the product of a spoiled brat who was given some money and a camera and told to create because his parents preferred to go diving with great whites (minus the cage) than to look after their putrid little son.
A good premise for a movie - kill all brats vindicatively with a video camera - bludgeoning them with the same camera.
Trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Seven college students, who make up of the bookish Emily; friendly bad-guy Johnny; punk girl Maddy; the token gay Ricky; gangster-rapper 'Q'; British exchange student Sylvia; and football stud Tim; are picked to travel to a private island owned by the reclusive Vincent King and his film-obsessed wife Mary Shelley to study island wildlife. But is isn't long when a mysterious killer begins killing the students one-by-one, and modeling them after gory murder scenes from numerous horror films. Are the eccentric Vincent and Mary Shelley the killers? if so, who is the mysterious fisherman lurking around the grounds of the island? Plus, does Emily know a lot more of what is going on then she claims to?
Cast & Characters
Danica McKellar as Emily;
Jay Kenneth Johnson as Johnny;
William Forsythe as Willy;
Sean Kanan as Vincent King;
Juliet Landau as Mary Shelley;
Justin Chon as Ricky;
Travis Schuldt as Tim;
Adrienne Frantz as Maddy;
Tammy Felice as Maddy's Tough Girlfriend;
Gabrielle Richens as Sylvia;
Noah Guy as Tatooed Leg Pumper;
Kane Hodder as First Victim;
Burt Young as J.T. Bates;
Tony Burton as Sheriff Stoker;
Won-G as QDanica
McKellar as Emily;
Jay Kenneth Johnson as Johnny;
William Forsythe as Willy;
Sean Kanan as Vincent King;
Juliet Landau as Mary Shelley;
Justin Chon as Ricky;
Travis Schuldt as Tim;
Adrienne Frantz as Maddy;
Tammy Felice as Maddy's Tough Girlfriend;
Gabrielle Richens as Sylvia