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Never Been Thawed
- Director: Sean Anders
- Writer: Sean Anders; Chuck LeVinus
- Producer: Evan Astrowsky; Gregg Ghelfi
CGiii Comment
Unsubtle, unintelligent and mindless.
Or, a shocking indictment on modern American society?
Unsubtle, unintelligent and mindless.
Amateur feeble self-amusement.
Addresses the ex-gay movement, a movement which should be buried alive - along with this swill.
No trailer...
The(ir) Blurb...
Shawn is the founder of the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Club. He has inspired this group of fanatical collectors to attempt to host the world's first Frozen Entree Enthusiasts Convention. Shawn also sings for a local punk band that has recently converted to Christian Rock as they find the Christian fans much easier to shock and impress. Milo Binder, a local Christian rock promoter and owner of an anti-abortion themed Christian cafe, assisted the band's conversion. As Shawn pursues the convention and Christian fame, Al (the bass player) pursues Shelly. Shelly is a mousy virgin who's infatuation with Shawn may be more than AL can overcome. NBT is a dark, edgy warts-and-all comedy that leaves nothing sacred.
Cast & Characters
Greg Behrendt as Stan;
Kent Voss as Dan;
Sean Anders as Shawn;
Mike Gordon as Vince;
Blair Arndt as Male Dental Patient;
Allen Zwolle as Al;
Shelly Frasier as Shelly / TTY Operator;
John Angelo as Milo;
Scott Isham as Scott;
John Morris as Chris;
Marco Davanzo as Comic Store Owner;
C.J. Cotton as Alana;
Nate Bandow as I've Done It;
Stephen D. Doerr as A-Hole The Clown / Christers Drummer;
Mary Beth Rudy as Waitress